Onision was abruptly awoken by the leafster pouring Luke-warm "water" over his head and shoulders, he was sitting upright now, and, from what he could tell, nothing had happened to him, yet.
"Wha-what are you going to do with me?" The onion squeaked.
"You'll ssssseeee!" The reptilian King hissed.
Leafy slowly straddled onionson, and sensually kissed his neck. The onion pretended not to like it, but he knew the leaf would feel his erection poking into his crotch.
"Stahp leaf!" Onion murmured, laughing slightly.
"Oh, c'mon, I know you like it!"
The leafster slid his reptilian toungue down greg's throat, and hey shared an erotically passionate session of spit-swapping. The leafster began undressing himself as the kinky keem slave undid Greg's shackles. Onion began to slowly caress the leaf's warm torso, as the King of cringe planted soft kisses all over the onion's sexy vvvvvvvvEGATARIAN BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Both were now extremely erect, and took turns orally pleasuring each other. Leafy let out a moan, similar to the spideretard meme (you know the one, from the "my date with leafy video") and Greg took the leafy jizz facial as a reward, as if it were a creamy white medal for pleasuring his prince. Now it was onion's turn.
"Are you ready, oh layered one?" The leaf moaned in the onions ear.
"What are you going to do to me?"onion-chan gasped.
"I'm going to finger your booty hole like a graig's list hooker."
The onion couldn't control his diamond hard dick, even at the sound of leaf's voice, it wanted to burst like an unattended fire hose. As the leaf began mapping out a Dorito with his toungue, all over the onion's remarkably clean booty, Greg began to feel some pressure building up...
"Ugh," Greg gasped, "leafy, I can't hold it any longer!"
The leaf continued, thinking Greg was talking about his heavy load of salty ranch dressing. He began moving in circles, then squares, and finally, back to Doritos. first, he had mocked it, but he had to say, rimming had grown on him.
"Leafy, I mean it! I'm gonna-!"
Onion's ass ruptured, and he let out a big, steamy shit, all over captain cringey's face, and deep in his mouth, all the way to the dangly bit at the back, and some bag an leaking down his throat, and into his lungs. Leafster recoiled in shock, coughing and spitting out as much of the chocolate booty log as he could, but, despite what it was, it didn't taste too bad. He has always laughed at the notion that vegetarian shit could taste superior, but, here he was.
"You were right," the leaf muttered, "vegetarian shit isn't too bad!"
"Wha, what?" Greg broke from his horrified trance, just in time for...
"I must have more!"
The leaf shortly before diving back in, cleaning up the rest of the mess. Leafy sucked up the shit and sperm like there was no tomorrow, as Greg returned to favour, he sucked his hand for lube and began fingering leafsters booty hole, hard. One hand in his ass, the other on his own throbbing cock. Greg fingered and wanked with all of his might, and both men came at the same time. Silence filled the room. Keemy boi was grinning from his cage in the corner, stroking his shit stained pet gerbil and whispering random made up facts about different you tubers.
The onion and the leaf lay together, panting on the now even more stained couch, but it wasn't over yet. The leaf grew slightly intimidated as Greg's sexy VEGATARIAN BODDDDDDYYYYYYY beared down on him.
"What are you going to do now?" Calvin gasped.
"I'm going to take your temperature" onion replied. "With my 100% all beef thermometer"
Greg flipped the leaf over and plunged himself into his booty hole, he went in and out, in and out and even shook him all about. That's right, he went hokey kokey on calvin's ass.
Greg had always said that he was straight, but when all was said and done, no one pleased a man, better than another man.
