End Up Here

Penguins. Penguins Everywhere.

Well, apparently, I need to go to this dinner or something... I don't really give a shit to whatever it's about! I just know that if I don't come my brother will rip my nuts off.

I guess it's important so I better wear a good outfit, right? Ok, let's see... What do we have here? A black shirt, a black shirt, a black shirt... Oh look! A black shirt! I wonder if I ever will have the courage to wear a none black shirt, because if I do, you better take me to the hospital!

After turning my closet upside down, I finally find a shirt that's not completely black. It has a white drawing of Kurt Cobain in it. I've liked this man for ten years now! Of course he's dead but hey! true love never dies! Anyways... I think I have no choice, Cobain you ask, Cobain it is! Pretty formal I'd say. I doubt my brother will let me in his car like this, but at least I wouldn't have to go to that dinner!

Twenty minutes later my phone interrupts my guitar, telling me my brother and his wife are waiting for me downstairs. I really don't want to go, but as I said, I may lose my genitals if I don't appear to, at least, annoy other people.

As I walk into the car Will starts complaining about my outfit , as I figured. So I put my earphones on and drive all the way to the music land where there's no brother annoying me constantly.

When the car stops, I take my phone out of my pocket and turn The 1975 off as I step out.

" We're here Luke. Don't fuck this up. It's my boss we're talking about!" Will warns me.

" Don't worry bro. As long as I got my earphones, everything will be fine."

" You can't use them while we're eating."

" Then we might have a problem." I chuckle and Will rolls his eyes.

" I'm serious. I can lose my job if this dinner doesn't go as planned."

" Calm down, it'll be fine. I'll be on my corner ignoring everybody else like I always do."

" I hope so dickface!" He insults me and smiles.

" Asshole." I insult back.

We walk into the big salon, and all I see is penguins. Fucking. Penguins. The men are all dressed like fricking motherfucking penguins. All black and white and shit. It's kinda scary actually. Looks like I'm in Alaska or something. Seems like I'm not that bad dressed then, I'm also wearing black and white, right? I mean... It counts for me!

Since Will and Sarah happen to chose another direction, I just find myself looking for food. I grab some chips from a bowl and put them in a plate taking it with me to the nearest chair I could find. Which surprisingly was pressed into a wall. So I sat there. Just like Sleeping Beauty waited for that kiss. By the way, let me tell you, when I saw it I felt sorry for the girl, come on, you don't call that a kiss, do you?

Suddenly all I see are camera flashes. Journalists? What the fuck are they doing here? Just when I finished asking myself that, a girl walks in covering her face with her hand, trying to get trough the crowd.