Tsuna's COMPLETELY Ordinary Life(a KHR Fanfic)

chapter 1: the day HE came over

This is a story about two siblings, the elder brother, ieyasu sawada or just giotto, the younger brother, tsunayoshii sawada or just tsuna, and their completely ordinary life in Japan, Namimori.

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It was a bright and glorious morning, the birds were singing, people were making idle chat as they walked to school... wait school!?

Nana walked into her youngest sons room hoping he would wake up this time, "oh! Look who got a 15 on his English test" nana said, not a moment later her son sprang up from bed trying to grab his test from his mom.

In this action he failed and landed on his chin making a loud 'thud' sound, waking up the elder brother from his sleep.

"TSUNA!?", giotto yelled as he barged into tsuna's room. "Are you ok!?" Giotto yelled as he grabbed his brother and smothered him.

"N-nii-chan, I can't b-breath!" Tsuna said struggling to get out of his big brothers death grip.

"Ok you two, you should get ready for school, it's 7:15" nana said with a smile. Life drained out of her son's faces as they quickly went and got ready.

In 5 minutes flat both sons were downstairs wolfing down their breakfast. In the next minute both were gone in a flash on their way to school. The older brother had went to high school, well the younger brother went to middle school. It was a fight to get the older brother to go to high school, for the last year of middle school he got all failing grades so he could be held back to be with his otouto.

"Hello giotto!" Yelled one of his friends, it was the older sibling of the yamamoto family, Asari.

"Hey Asari" giotto said as they walked together to school. "How's your little brother?" Giotto asked. Asari shifted his eyes away from giotto. "He's, um.. he's doing fine" Asari eventually said. "How's your younger brother?" Asari asked.

"Oh tsuna! He's just as cute with his big chocolate eyes, peach skin, and his cute gravity defying hair-",

"giotto!" Asari said.

"You were getting out of control again" Asari whispered, they were a few yards away from the school gates, "thanks asari, I don't know what I'd do without you!" Giotto said with a big smile. As you can probably tell by now, the eldest brother, giotto, is a bro-con.

~tsuna's walk to school~

During the time giotto was walking to school, tsuna was being mugged, by his classmates.

"Come on dame-tsuna, it's only 10,000 yen" one of the guys said, "yeah, what would you need the money for anyway?" Another person said. A few feet away from the mugging was someone yelling, "EXTREME!".

As the person yelling walked by he saw the mugging, the person ran over to the people and with a loud voice said, "ITS NOT NICE TO MUG PEOPLE!"

The classmates around them looked at the bullies. The bullies then kicked tsuna one last time and walked away cursing under their breathes.

"ARE YOU OK?" The person yelled, "ah, you're K-kyoko-Chan's O-onii-san!" tsuna stuttered as he backed away. "YOU KNOW KYOKO?" The stranger asked tsuna, "y-yeah, she's in m-my class" tsuna said.

"EXTREME! RYOHEI SASAGAWA! THE SECOND OLDEST!" Ryohei yelled."YOU CAN CALL ME ONII-SAN!" He yelled.

"O-ok, o-onii-san" tsuna said quietly.

"COME MY OTOUTO, LETS RUN TO SCHOOL!" Ryohei yelled as he grabbed tsuna's hand and ran all the way with him to school.

~after school~

Tsuna was walking home with giotto, who was just hugging him as they walked.

"O-onii-chan, can you please let me go?" Tsuna asked, "nope!, not until you are safe at home" giotto said holding tsuna tighter.

"You don't know what kind of perverts are out here" giotto said looking around. "Onii-chan.." tsuna whispered.

"Yeah, tsu-chan?" Giotto asked. "I made a friend today", tsuna said with a happy face. Giotto froze in his spot. "Whats their name?" Giotto said. "Oh, sasagawa Ryohei, he told me to call him onii-san though" tsuna said with a half smile.

They walked the rest the way home, with giotto crying, and telling tsuna that he can't be friends with him, and how much of a bad influence he could be.

As they got home and set their bags down nana came out of the kitchen and greeted them with kisses. "Gio-kun! I got you a home tutor!" Nana said while smiling.

"Kaa-san!? Why do I need a tutor!?" Giotto said panicking about being a bad example for his otouto.

"Well, you did get failing grades, on everything" nana said looking at her son. Giotto merely looked down, sweating bullets.

"Is that true nii-chan?" Tsuna asked looking at giotto.

"O-o-of c-cou-rse n-" giotto was interrupted with a knock at the door. "Ill go get it" tsuna said. As he opened the door he heard a squeaky, baby-like voice.

"Ciossu"

Tsuna looked down and saw a baby in a suit with a fedora.

"Who are you?" Tsuna asked the infant. "I'm reborn, the number one hitman, I presume your tsunayoshii sawada?" The baby named reborn said.

Shocked at what he said tsuna tumbled backwards landing on his butt. "H-how did y-you know that!?" Tsuna said.

"I am your big brothers home tutor" reborn said hopping onto tsuna head to get a look at giotto.

"Phfft! Your my home tutor!? A baby! Ha, this is comedy gold" giotto said holding his stomach from laughing to much.

"Quiet" reborn said as he jump kicked giottos head. "Ow what the hell was that for!?" Giotto said as he rubbed his head.

"Well reborn-kun, do you want some dinner it's almost ready" nana said while holding her hands together.

"Yes ma'am" reborn said as he walked to the dining room.

"Wait!, I'm not done talking to you!" Giotto said while he ran after reborn.

Poor tsuna was still sitting on the floor asking himself how in the world a baby can be a hitman and a tutor. "Tsu-kun, you coming?" Nana asked her son.

"Yeah, one sec kaa-san" tsuna said as he got up and closed the door.