Assassination Classroom | Scenarios & One-shots ✔

What If: They sent you a pick-up line? |Scenario|

Requested by: CrazyMad_Alice I just realized that not all of these are, pick-up lines, so sorry about that, hehehe

Akabane Karma:

(Karma be lookin dank)

You woke up to figure out that Karma had sent you a text message.

Karma: morning, beautiful~
You: morning, Karma. why did u text me? I'm still tired
Karma: did I mention how cute you look in the morning~
You: u don't even know how I look like, tho
Karma: look out ur window~

You looked out of your window to see a smirking Karma. "Karma! How did you find out where I lived?!" you screamed in confusion. Karma answered, "Don't worry, I just asked Nagisa where you lived.~"
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Shiota Nagisa:

You and Nagisa visited the café that Isogai works at for your birthday (congrats, it's your birthday in the chapter!). You opened the door to find Isogai at the counter.

"Kon'nichiwa, Isogai-kun!" you said cheerfully. "Good morning, (Y/N)-san and Nagisa-kun. Happy birthday (Y/N)-san!" Isogai said politely. "Thank you, Isogai!" you said. "You're welcome, (Y/N)-san. So, what would you two like to order?" Isogai asked. "I'll have the (f/d), please!" you replied. "I'll have the chocolate ice-cream, Isogai," Nagisa answered. "Your food will be served to you shortly," Isogai said.

~Time skip brought to you by Tetsuya #2~

"Here is your food. Since it's your birthday, (Y/N)-san, you get a strawberry parfait for free! Now, enjoy your food!" Isogai said. "Ooooh, this (f/d) looks so good! I've heard they sell the best (f/d) in Japan! I'm so excited to try it!" you said, excited to eat. "I bet it's sweet, just like you~" Nagisa teased.

You face was then flushed red, even more red than the strawberry on top of your birthday parfait (if it was even possible).
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Maehara Hiroto:

You fell asleep listening to music (hopefully I'm not the only one that does that😓), again. You woke up and found that Maehara had texted you an hour ago about meeting you at the park today. "Oh no, he probably thinks I'm dead or something!" you thought, and decided to text him back.

You: I'm so sorry, Hiroto! I just woke up
Hiroto<3: Thats ok, (Y/N)-chan
You: So wut time do u want to meet at the park?
Hiroto<3: Meet me at the park in an hour
You: Ok
Hiroto<3: See you there, sayonara👋🏻

~time skip brought to you by Kayano's pudding~

"Hey, Maehara!" you said, after looking around for him for 15 minutes, "why did you want me to see you at the park?" Maehara answered, "I just wanted to ask you, did it hurt?"

"What hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven, duh."
"You know you're an idiot, right Hiroto?"
"Yup!"
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Isogai Yuuma:

Being the Ikeman he is, Isogai invited you to a picnic. You have just arrived to the park and saw Isogai leaning on a tree on his phone, probably playing Pokémon Go (I play it, btw TEAM VALOR FTW), with a huge picnic set up just for the two of you.

"Isogai, did you set this up?" you asked. "I sure did! Now, what do you want to eat?" Isogai asked. "I'll have (f/f), of course!" Then, you two started to eat at your picnic.

~another time skip~

"Ahhh, I'm tired, Yuuma," you said, yawning. "Do you want me to bring you home? If you want, you can always stay over at my house. It's late for someone like you to be walking alone at this time of day (it's around 9:00 pm.)," Isogai asked. "I guess you're right, Yuuma. I'll stay over tonight," you answered

Once you two got to Isogai's house, you sat on the couch and took a short 5 minute nap.

~after le nap~

"So, what am I supposed to wear?" you asked Isogai. He answered, "You can just wear my clothes, it's no big deal." "Okay...." you said, him handing you a shirt and a pair of his black boxers.

~after you got changed~

You caught Isogai with a nosebleed, you being so cute in his clothes. "Y-y-y-you look really c-c-cute (Y/N)-chan,"Isogai stuttered. "Thank you..." you said, trailing off at the end.

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Asano Gakushuu:

(For now on, when I write for Gakushuu, you are officially in Class A)

You came to school in your new summer uniform, all of the guys in the class got a nosebleed, except for Gakushuu, still trying to keep his composure. "Good morning, everyone!" you said, making everyone, including Gakushuu, the girls, even the teacher blush. You didn't realize that everyone could see through your pale white shirt, looking at your bra. "Polka dots, huh (L/N)-san?" Gakushuu asked in front of the whole class, staring at him, "It looks cute on you~." A smirk formed on the strawberry blonde's face. Your face was flushed red, rushing to the bathroom to fix your shirt, putting on a jacket so nobody could see your bra anymore.

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