~Percy Jackson updated his status:
You married someone!
Rules: Look at your chat bar and list your friends in the order they appear.
No Cheating!
I married: Grover Underwood (um...)
Best man: Thalia Grace (even um-er...)
Maid of honour: Annabeth Chase :(
Person who tries to stop the wedding: Jason Grace
Wedding crasher: Leo Valdez (no surprise there)
Person who cries the whole time: Piper McLean
By the end of the night is running around naked: Nico di Angelo
~Comments~
Grover Underwood: No. I almost married Polyphemus. I ain't marrying you Perce.
Piper McLean: ???? ^^
Grover Underwood: Long story.
Annabeth Chase: Why is there a sad face beside my name?
Percy Jackson: Because you're only the maid of honour.
Piper McLean: AWWWWWWW TOTAL PERCABETH MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annabeth Chase: Um...
Piper McLean: Sorry. Just my inner Aphrodite.
Thalia Grace: Why am I a man
Leo Valdez: Because you're a he-she Thalia.
Thalia Grace: Shut up Valdez.
Nico di Angelo: Gods whyyyyyy...
Percy Jackson: Sorry Nico. Not my fault.
Nico di Angelo: ._.
Percy Jackson: *Awkward*
Jason Grace: SOOOOOO......
Percy Jackson: SOOOOOO......
Thalia Grace: Wait a minute- did anyone else just hear a scream?
Annabeth Chase: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: What is it sweetie??
Annabeth Chase: OH MY FREAKING GODS THERE IS A FREAKING HUGE SPIDER IN MY CABIN PERSEUS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND WITH A BAT
~Percy Jackson has logged off of Facebook~
Piper McLean: Annabeth, what have I told you about language?
Annabeth Chase: Sorry Pipes but I'm so freaking scared right now.
Annabeth Chase: GODS IT'S MOVING PERCY WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Leo Valdez: You think that's language, Piper? I'll give you language! **This message has been blocked my Facebook as inappropriate language. **!! How's that for language??
Leo Valdez: WHAT?!!?!? FACEBOOK IS STUPID
Nico di Angelo: Haha you just got poned by Facebook!
Leo Valdez: Well Facebook can **This message has been blocked by Facebook as inappropriate language.**
Leo Valdez: THEY DID IT AGAIN
Leo Valdez: I CAN'T HANDLE IT
Leo Valdez: LEO IS OFF
~Leo Valdez has signed off of Facebook~
Thalia Grace: Drama Queen.
Piper McLean: I know right??
~Annabeth Chase updated her status: Spiders are so freaking scary.
~Comments~
Athena: Annabeth! Swearing isn't lady-like.
Piper McLean: That's what I'm always telling her!
Annabeth Chase: Sorry Mom.
Piper McLean: What about me??
Annabeth Chase: Sorry Piper.
Piper McLean: :)
Percy Jackson: Sorry Athena, she kinda gets it from me and the guys.
Athena: One, it's "the guys and I", and two, STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU POSEIDON SCUM
Poseidon: Don't talk to my son like that!
Percy Jackson: Dad...
Annabeth Chase: Mom stop embarrassing me... He's my boyfriend...
Poseidon: Percy is that true?? You're dating that... That Athena girl?!
Percy Jackson: Yes dad...
Poseidon: May I ask WHY?!
Athena: Yes, why?
Percy Jackson: Because I like her.
Annabeth Chase: And I like him.
Athena: I DO NOT APPROVE!
Poseidon: Athena, me neither, but they're just teens and they like each other. Let them have a relationship.
Percy Jackson: Thanks Dad!
Annabeth Chase: Yeah, thanks Lord Poseidon!
Poseidon: I still do not approve.
Athena: Me neither.
~Poseidon and Athena have logged off of Facebook~
Percy Jackson: Ugh. Parents are always so disapproving.
Annabeth Chase: I agree.
