My one true love - The Tweenies / Harry Potter

Chapter 4 - Alohomora

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

I awoke to a loud knocking upon my peeling door. There was then an unlocking noise and footsteps proceeding towards my bedroom. I silently screamed and hid, shaking under my moth-eaten blanket from this noisy intruder. "Come and play!" Shouted Milo excitedly in his signature Tweenie voice as he ran into my rotting chamber of slumber. I forced a loud giggle, trying to hide the fact that inside I was sorely missing Voldemort. Milo beard his soft purple chest, wearing just a pink sparkly thong. I glanced away, trying to hide my dying feelings for him. Suddenly, my phone rang and Voldemort soft tender face flashed onto the newly cleaned screen. "I NEED TO URINATE!" I exclaimed, grabbing my phone and rushing to the mouldy bathroom. "Voldemort, I cannot speak right now" I whispered slowly.

"Mother?" Voldemort questioned "is that you ??"

"No Voldy, it's me, Fizz!" I replied in a whisper.

"Oh well, Fizzy, I'm just trying to contact my mother, she died when I was a baby but I can't seem to find her..."

"Voldy, I'm sorry but... You can't contact the dead! And anyway... I... I can't talk now..."

"Why ever not?" He questioned in despair.

"I'm with... I'm with my boyfriend..."

I hung up. I left the room, acting as if nothing had even happened.

"Who was that on the phone?" Milo questioned, sounding confused.

"O..oh, don't worry, it was just... Judy!" I lied through my teeth.

Milo pulled me into a sweet kiss, and I felt guilty as I didn't pull away, if I did I would look suspicious.

As soon as we pulled away, I heard a raspy voice from downstairs whisper 'alohomora'. I knew immediately that it was my one true love. The dark lord Voldemort.