Credit: @funnyfailmessage
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Person 1: Hey Dad, do you believe in ghosts?
Person 2: There is no such thing as ghosts.
Person 1: But our maid said theres ghosts...
Person 2: Pack your bags!!! meet me out in the car now
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: WE DONT HAVE A MAID!!!!!!!!!
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LOL!