this is just going to be a shit ton of dirty pick up lines because i need friends and possibly
sex because some assholes think it's nice to tease the living fuck out of me
seriously, i can be nice so don't be scared to talk to me
"If i asked you for sex will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"I'm not a weatherman but i know you're getting at least 8 inches tonight"
"Want to go to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
"Are you an angel? Cause you are res-erecting me"
"Why don't you kneel down and smile like a donut?"
"Your clothes would look real nice on my floor"
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
