Victoria: *mixing stuff in pot with evil eyes*
Kate: *watches her with a confused expression* Victoria what are you doing?
Victoria: I'm making a mixture to create the most evil cat that the Warrior Cats will ever meet- his name will be Hammerclaw!
Kate: Hammerclaw? What kind of name is that?
Cherith: *walks in eating granola bar*
Kate: *screams* CHERITH!!!! Do the warrior cats know what hammers are?
Cherith: *chews granola bar slowly*
Kate: How about Tigerclaw? That sounds more evil and the cats actually know what a tiger is!
Victoria: KATE LISTEN TO ME THIS IS MY CAT I AM THE ONE CREATING HIM SO HIS NAME WILL BE Tigerclaw fine fine fine it can be Tigerclaw
Kate: *fists air*
Victoria: Oh look! My creation is complete!
Tigerclaw: *jumps out of mixing pot and crashes inside book*
Kate: Is this a good idea?
Victoria: Yes! Tigerclaw will add new suspense and action to the Warrior Cats!
Cherith: *still eating granola bar*
~
Tigerclaw: *standing on highrock* BOW DOWN TO ME THUNDERCLAN FOOLS!
Fireheart: No! *throws squirrel at Tigerclaw*
Tigerclaw: God dammit Fireheart
Kate: *writing book* HAHAHAHA this is great! Victoria, you were right! Tigerclaw is a true villain! What did you use to make him?
Victoria: 25% smarts, 25% evil and 50% teletubbies
Kate: ...Okay.
~
Tigerstar: Join me!
Firestar: No! *throws squirrel*
Moons later...
Tigerstar: *dead but not really*
Firestar: *throws squirrel*
Moons later...
Tigerstar: I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!
Firestar: *dead*
Tigerstar: HAHAHAH Now Firestar can't throw squirrels no more!
Firestar: *throws squirrel*
Tigerstar: *gets hit on the head by a squirrel* WHAT THE FUCK ????
Victoria: *leans back in chair and smirks* The life lesson we learned here is that Tigerstar is 50% teletubbies and that explains why he is so hard to get rid of.
