~Everyone has logged on~
DokHorse: GET TURNT UP WE HAVE A DAY OFF!!
Booyonce: YES LET'S PARTY AND DRINK SOJU
JisoosCompelsYou: YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA DRINK NO SOJU
DolphinWoozi: SOJU IS FOR THE MATURE ONES AND THE OLDEST ONES
ChineseMaknae: So are you going to drink soju Woozi-hyung?
DolphinWoozi: No, I have to watch them this time, make sure they don't accidentally fall off their beds
SneezingMango: Wait, why is Woozi only nice to Minghao!?
DolphinWoozi: Cus he's still learning Korean and is not stupid and cringe worthy as the rest of y'all
SweaterPaws: I FEEL OFFENDED BY THIS
~Jenduek has logged on~
~Jichu has logged on~
~Lalisa has logged on~
~Rosie has logged on~
DolphinWoozi: WHY ARE THE FEDS STILL AFTER ME LIKE I SAID I WAS SORRY TO THAT LITTLE BOY!!
AngelMama: I'm not even gonna ask
DaddyCoups: So who are you guys? We've never seen those usernames before.
Jenduek: Wassup y'all! I'm Jennie! BP's Leader
Jichu: I'm Jisoo, BP's Visual
Lalisa: I'm Lisa, BP's Maknae dancer
Rosie: I'm Rosé BP's Main Vocal
Jenduek: We are BLACKPINK!
Chanson: BLACKPINK IN OUR AREA!!
Only17: Wow, even Chan is a fan of them!
Hosheit: Wow! Vernon is paying attention to people for once!
Booyonce: TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MAN ONE MORE TIME HOE AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!
Hosheit:
VERNON IS SLOWWW!!!
Booyonce: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE SO DEAD!
Hosheit: TRY ME! YOU CAN'T EVEN CATCH UP TO ME IF I RUN!
Booyonce: IMMA STILL BEAT YOUR ASS!
~Booyonce has logged off~
~Hosheit has logged off~
Jenduek: What the hell just happened?
AngelMama: Don't worry, that happens a lot here.
Jichu: Oh okay then
DaddyCoups: So should we introduce ourselves?
Jichu: Don't introduce your positions, we already know which member is what, but if you could type your name so we could see which member is which, it'll be really helpful
Rosie: Shit, Jisoo's in her 'teacher' mode
Lalisa: Probably cus she's older then most of them
Rosie: Good point.
DaddyCoups: Alright then, I'm S.Coups
AngelMama: Jeonghan
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Seventeen Crack Chat
Humor-SAY THE NAME! SEVENTEEN!- [DISCONTINUED!] The Pledis boys have finally made it onto the social media platform! From throwing members off of roofs to being questionable, it'll be best if you don't read this in front of your guardians. Come on, lets...
