The journal of two trash bags/assholes

Things To Know

Okay, so before you get into this dumb journal you're going to know about us, the trassholes.

This account is run by two trashy asshøles, otherwise knows as the "trassholes".

Friends:

Mo: One of the owners of this account. If you just give one glance you'd think I'm a guy or just a full blown lesbian but I'm probably the straightest person you'd ever meet. I can be super sweet to you or cussing you out and knocking you out in 2 punches. Is am member of the squaw

Elle: The other owner of this account. I'm pansexual, but identify as "queer". This is because I can't be bothered by people who say bisexuality and pansexuality are the samething, and I prefer girls anyway. I'm too sassy and sarcastic fo yo ass 2 handle.

Malina: Emo ballerina. Has oversized glasses, and nails that literally rip through flesh.

Meredith: Mo's twin sister. Acts a lot cooler on the Internet. Is addicted to musically while I only get on there for the drama. Is shipped with the most people in our friend group.

All the people above are all friends that's our lunch table right there

These next people that are going to be listed are my (Mo's) friends

Parker: a ginger just like myself but you can't see his face because of his freckles. Has a huge house.

Jamison: been friends since 3rd grade is amazing funny. Likes to snort and shove up his glasses a lot.

Courtlan: (Courtlan is actually Elle, Malina and I's friend) Been friends since kindergarten literally inseparable even our lockers are literally right next to each other. Imagine a dank meme, then multiply it by 2,000 that's Courtlan

Wyatt: Awesome dude who I met when our schools fused back in 6th grade. Super funny and is the one who got me extremely dirty minded. Is a member of the squaw

Jaxon: Probaly the most random person you will ever meet. He likes to come up to you at your locker and go "that is so interesting". Is a member of the squaw.