Ukulele screamo man yanked off jishs bagel kilt and bit off his dick. "oops" tyjo flooped. Suddenly jish whent to the fubard (fridge x cupboard) and braught a 24 pack of ready baked hot doges and shuved each one up ukulele punk guys assbutt. Jish was sad that he had no dick because how else could he stir his soup now?. "ERMAGURD!" Screamo man screamed while violently hitting that g note. "TYJO NUUU!" Jish screamed as his head blew up from M C R pain. Ty sat on the bed still with 24 pre baked hot doges now gently steaming in his assbutt. "Well o shit" screamo man said shitting the hot doges out of his tosted buns individually as dat boi unicycled into the swamp "O SHIT WADDUP M8!" Tyjo said as he toasted the froge with a glass of weed.
Then shrek came thru the door. "Shrek is love, shrek is life." He wispered to tyjo as he raped jishwas headless and dickless body. Then trump blew them up and died in peppa pigs mansion as she gave birth to george.
THE END.
(Im so sorry~ definitely nat and certainly not beebo at all nope im not beebo.)
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