How to annoy people

Before you read this you need to now that this will ether annoy people or make them punch a big hole in the wall.😂look out walls. Enjoy

This book will teach you guys how to annoy any kind of person

btw I'm dyslexic so I'll make a lot of errors like ill spell know now sorry😬

Also I wanna give a shout out to jellymaster986 and rainbowpanda24 <--go Check them out.

~~~~~~~~~~How to annoy your teacher~~~~~~~~~~ <--Might go to detention😬

Teachers they always tell us kids what to do like homework here are some ways to get them to quit or hate you.

1. Always say no.

2. Act like your in paradise.

3. Spitballs (classic)

4. Act like a cat, dog, cow (anything)

5. Shout out Piegeneral rocks in class.

6. Dance around in class.

7. Text your friends.

8. Throw paper at your teacher when he or she turns around to write something on the board.

9. Start spazzing on the floor.

10. Say hello about 50 billion times.

11. Ask random questions about your teacher

12. Throw a dead frog at your teacher (LOL why did I pick a dead frog)

13.write every thing in a different font, color and size.

14. Slam a pie in your teachers face.

15. Read this book in class... (Who wouldn't)

16. Splash coffee on your teachers face.

19 . Hide under your teachers desc and grab there leg when they come near you.

20. Throw a snowball at your teacher.

Well that's all for the teacher category.

I just wanna tell a little story about what happened to my friend. I know it's off topic but still.

So I was visiting my friend in Texas, and we where going to one of his friends house to go

swimming.

and the friend that owned the pool also had a pet duck. And this duck seemed pretty

friendly so we just ignored him and swam a little bit.

And while I was drying off my friend was still

swimming.

When all of a sudden the duck randomly jumps in and starts attacking my friend he

try's to swim away but he can't, then he try's to put his hand on the ducks mouth. but then the duck

just avoids his hand and get SOO close to eating his eyeball. (<-- can ducks eat people LOL XD)

So I start laughing so hard I almost cry😂 I want to help him but I can't it's too hard. And I finally

see that he has gotten about 7 feet away from the duck. when the duck flys across the pool and

starts pecking at him again but just in the back. But he finally punches the duck and swims away.

After my friend has recovered I said sorry for laughing (I wasn't it was too funny😏).

He is ok now but sorry for getting off topic. We'll back to real book (sorry)

~~~~~~~~~~How to annoy people in an elevator~~~~~~~~~~ <-- why would I choose that LOL

1. Press all the buttons and then tell every one In the elevator that you have a disorder to press buttons.

2. Have a party in the elevator.

3. Eat a burrito then drop it on someone's shoe, then lick it off there shoe.

4. Tell everyone in the elevator that they can't leave.

5. Start crying on the floor and when someone asks you what's wrong you act like a baby.

6. When someone els walks in the elevator ask them what floor, then just press the wrong button.

7. Throw a water balloon at each person in the elevator

8. Have a pie fight.

9. Put mouse traps on the floor and stand in corner hold a sign that says your the mouse now.

10. Put a hockey mask on and get a chainsaw, when someone walks in just stand there.

11. Start screaming for no reason.

12. Sell lemonade for about 50 dollars.

13. Say you will pay someone 500 dollars if that pay you 10 dollars then just run away.

14. Make a pie then fill it with hot sauce.

15. Take duck tape and tape your self to the wall Or try to tape someone els.

16. Get a cat and throw it on someone face when they walk in.

17. Say a knock knock joke then when someone say who's there, then punch them in the face.

18. Drink coffee and then spill it on someone's face.

19. Put duck tape sticky side up and put it all over the floor.

20. Put bubble rap on the floor and when the doors slide open grab someone and pull them in.

Tell me what the next category should be thanks guys😃

Hey guys thank you for commenting on what you wanted for the next category.

I have decided that I am going to do how to annoy people in a store.

~~~~~~~~~~How to annoy people at a store~~~~~~~~~~ <--good luck getting away from security.

1. Take chip bags and dump them on someone's head.

2. Go to the deli where the meats are, grab a steak and try put it in someone's pants.

3. Put mustard on the floor and push someone in to it.

4. Hit someone with a Cheeto bag until it breaks. (I've done that before to my friend XD)

5. Get soap and throw it at people.

6. Get a chair that has wheels and get a pool stick, then go sliding down the aisle and smash In to someone.

7. Get a bucket fill it with mustard then get on top of a shelf when someone walks by dump it on there head.

8. Get tires and roll them down the isle until you hit someone.

9. Get 500 mice and some cheese and then make someone hold cheese then let the mice run.

10. Say you will pay someone 20 bucks if they eat a hole can of cheese. <--I love cheese

Ok guys I just wanna make a side note I am sorry for not updating this past few days I have had some friends over lately. Sorry

11. Stab them in the eye with a pencil.

12. Fart on there face.

13. Sing twinkle twinkle little star very loudly.

14. Put flower on the floor and get a sled then go flying down the aisle.

15. Dump water down there pants.

16. Ride a bike down the aisle.

17. Put a 20 dollar bill on floor then hook it to a fishing rod when someone reaches for it real it away.(Classic)

18. Shout FART 50 times.

19. Act like your blind.

20. Follow someone.

We'll that's all for this category thanks guys👍