Are main man Mickey is arriving home to his roommate Skippy from a long day of work to play the new Super Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Street Fighter 26 .......
Man I can't wait to get home! The new Street Fighter just dropped and I can't wait to play it. Even though I could just play Street Fighter IV and it would pretty much be the same thing just less pretty, But who cares! Take my money!!!
*calls Skippy*
"Hey, yo Skip. You at da house?"
"Yeah, yeah I'm here"
"Did that new Street Fighter come in?"
"Awe yeah it did come in"
"Sick! I'll see ya when I get home."
*ends call*
I can't wait to tear his ass up with Chung Li! PAUSE..
*arrives home and opens the door*
"What The Fuck?!?"
"Oh, hey Mickey. This is my cousin Bobby"
*Puts crack on a disk*
"Sup"
*snorts it*
"Skip, I KNOW!!! THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE DIDN'T JUST SAY "sup" AND THEN SNORT SOME CRACK. Wait, WHAT IS HE SNORTIN' OFF OF?!?"
"Oh he's just using Sharknado"
"Oh ok.. phew"
"I'm using that new Street Fighter"
"WHAT?!?"
*puts crack on disk and snorts it using a straw*
"Skip, I KNOW!!! YOU DIDN'T JUST SNORT CRACK OFF OF MY NEW SUPER ULTRA ULTIMATE DELUXE STREET FIGHTER 26 USING MY KOOLAID STRAW!!!"
"Oh my bad Mic"
" ya know what, I'm just gonna go..."
"NAH, SIT YO ASS RIGHT THERE ROBBY OR LOBBIE, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS!"
*Mickey rips the sleves off shirt and makes a headband*
"What is you doin?"
As Skippy was finishing those words, Mickey pulls his hands back and starts to create a ball of energy. As this ball is forming, Mickey shouts "HA" then brings hands to his chest and shouts "DOU" and finally extends his arms towards Bobby and Skippy and shouts "KEN". As he finished shouting the ball of energy shot out and blasted Bobby and Skippy out of the house into the sky leaving a gaping hole..... PAUSE. you know what I ment you sick fuck.... Now that Mickey's rage has been put to rest he realizes that his broke ass can't afford that house without a roommate. That .75 cent an hour ain't gonna cover it, so now he's feeling like a dumbass. A DUMBASS WITH RYU POWERS!!!!
YOU ARE READING
BullSh!t Adventures
HumorThis book is a series of crazy, stupid funny stories created by yours truly.... If you can read the title ya kinda already know what you're in for.
