Return to Sender

Act 1

Prof. Hanz Aufenschnitzel's lab (exterior)

Bruce- Good morning Uncle Hansel, I see you are back from your travels with that GIRLFRIEND of yours, Gretel.
Hanz- Don't mock me boy, as a matter of fact, I have produced a product that will flip your forlorn expression, upside down.

Bruce- Oh really, What?

Hanz- I have invented a Super Tranziplomatic Googleamotronic 20th century style.......... Time Machine! And Miss Daisy here has the intellectual abilities to time travel without messing up the space time continuum, Miss Daisy, you may now come forward.

Daisy- I am so honored to be a test subject of the magnificent Hansel Aufenschnitzel, I have been an admirer of your work since I could chart the human anatomy.

Bruce- And what age was that?

Daisy- What age?! Ha Ha Ha! My mom was 4 days in with me at that stage.

Hanz- See, she's smart! She's the most qualified for this procedure!

(Time machine opens, Daisy steps in)

Bruce- So, how long will this take?

Hanz- Faster than you can say Microsoft Incorporations

Bruce- Microsoft Incorporations

Hanz- I lack self esteem

(Time-Travelling shuttle appears and opens, revealing that Daisy is missing)

Hanz- Well, I better dispose of myself ( Runs backstage)