things wattapad authors need to fix

the fucking coffee

Ok so we all know that chicklit story were a 20 year old girl is walking down the street with her coffee tea hot coco cuz why not and this really hot business guy walking down the street and then whody dang doo "oops I spilled my coffee all over u" and then 5 chapters later make out sesh but me being the bitch i am would be like that's my fucking frapa u know what I want I want u to go into that shop and get me another. But nooo Mr.ego-needsacheck is like ill send u my dry cleaning bill and shit like that I mean shell let him walk all over her that's fucking BS im just outraged and then shell have a job interview and all that shit and he'll Owen the world's biggest empire making deals with the devil and china and ect. And shell be the ps and hell blackmail her to like stay with cuz he desperate af and push against the wall but I don't knoelw about u I am my own idepent women and again being the bitch kick his balls so far he'll go to hell meet hitler and come back to earth and of course the girl is really poor and needs the money to pay daddy dearest debts cuz he appartly doesn't 2 arms and legs and the really hot guy has like a really dark past where daddy dearest hates cuz appartly his fault his mom died.

And/or brother will hate him and shit cuz once again daddy dearest gave him the world's biggest company and im like is really that big of a deal (no pun inted) ur rich and shit and im like shut the fuck up u have nothing to worry about.

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Im not meaning to sound like a bitch even though I am 1 but plz don't get offend

As always
Hannah by bitches