First, Aappa Lossas, and then death. [Chapter 2] (Part 1)

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(A/N: Decided to skip the songs...I'm a lazy person...I'm sorry...xD)



'Sup Guys?'

The blue pegasus pulled her hat up, revealing none other than Rainbow Dash herself.

'Rainbow Dash? What are you doing?' Twilight asked. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.

'To give the tour, of course!'

Fluttershy's tears poured out more as her eyes widened.

'No...It's not true...'

Fluttershy's teeth bit onto her lower lip as she hiccuped in her tears, 'N-No...This would mean...Rainbow Dash w-wants to kill us...Her friends...'

Rainbow Dash turned to the crying pony before turning back to Twilight.

'Why is she tied up?'

'Well...um...'

Twilight shadowed her eyes as Rainbow Dash laughed at Fluttershy.

'Oh, Fluttershy, you're a riot! Do you really believe in those stories?'

'B-But...you said...'

'Come on, Fluttershy, those stories are just for scaring foals at night. I'd never do something so terrible!'

As she said that, Pinkie finished off her giant pony statue, 'Tada!'

Applejack looked up in amazement as she shielded her eyes.

The tour pony grabbed a bit of the rope with her teeth and pulled it, making Fluttershy twirl around. She put her hoof around the shoulder of the dizzy pony, 'Come now, we have so much time and so little to do!'

Her eyes soon widened and she rose an eyebrow at herself, 'Hang on...Reverse that...'

Twilight had a million questions in her head; to empty it, she started to blurt them out, 'Why are you giving the tour? What connection do you have with this? How do we know that you're not going to just give us a fake tour? What's with-'

Rainbow Dash stuffed her hoof into the princess' mouth, 'Sorry, all questions must be submitted in writing. Now, let's get in! Once I open the door...'

***

The ponies explored the rainbow wonderland around them. Their eyes sparkled as they admired all the bright colours.

'Kyaaaaaaa!'

'Rarity?!' Twilight called out. She ran to where her white unicorn friend was and looked at the creature next to her, 'What in the wide, wide world of Equestria is that?'

a small, orange pony with green hair and green eyes held a hoe in his mouth as he planted a few seeds into the cloudy ground. He looked at them, obviously confused. Applejack looked at Rainbow Dash.

'Y'all have foals workin' here?'

The rainbow coloured pegasus giggled, 'No! He's not a foal, he's an Aappa Lossa!'

Twilight rose an eyebrow, 'Aappa Lossa...?'

'From Lossa Land!'

'Lossa Land?'

'Yep!'

'...You just made that up.'

'No I didn't...'

'Rainbow Dash, I have studied thousands of geography books.'

'Oh? Then you must know what a terrible country it is!'

Rainbow Dash sighed as she thought of it.

'Nothing but desolate wastes and vicious beasts. The poor Aappa Lossas are so small and helpless, a karkadann could eat 10 of them and think nothing of it.'

Twilight rose an eyebrow, 'The last karkadann died 557 years ago...'

'You should really open your mouth a bit wider when you talk.'

The blue pegasus looked behind her and gasped.

'Ooo, pretty!' Pinkie Pie said aloud, about to touch the rainbow river. Dash rushed over and grabbed her hoof.

'My rainbows are to NEVER be touched by ANY hooves.' Rainbow Dash shadowed her eyes, making the pink mare frightened. She let go, keeping Pinkie right next to the river.

'Oh, you poor thing!'

Fluttershy picked up the tiny stallion. Robot eyes pierced into her own, making the pegasus yelp and fall back. She knocked back Pinkie Pie, who then fell into the river. A puddle of rainbows rained on the cloud as the pink pony splashed in, making Fluttershy gasp.

'O-Oops...'

Pinkie swam back up, poking her head out. Her entire head was covered in rainbows and she was screaming.

'MY MOUTHHHHH' Pinkie Pie screamed.

'MY RAINBOWSSSSS' Rainbow Dash screamed back.

Twilight gasped and turned to Dash, 'Do something!'

'Help. Police. Murder.'

Applejack grabbed her rope and threw it at the river, 'Pinkie, catch the rope!'

Pinkie Pie threw her hooves in the air to try and catch the rope, but before she knew it, she was sucked in. Applejack just stood there, alarmed.

'Welp, she's had it now. The suction's got her.' Rainbow Dash said, looking at the place where Pinkie once was. Twilight turned to her.

'What?'

'Watch the pipe!'

Screaming and yelps echoed through the room from the pipe.

'She's blockin' all the rainbows!' Applejack called out.

'What happens now?' Rarity asked Rainbow Dash. The pegasus munched on some popcorn.

'Oh don't worry; the pressure will get her out. Terrific pressure she's building up right now!'

More screams came from the pipe as Rainbow Dash munched on some more popcorn.

'The suspense is terrible' she said as she ate more popcorn, 'I hope it lasts.'

The pipe began to expand as it shot Pinkie Pie up faster. More screams came out of her mouth and through the pipe.

'She's gone!' Twilight screamed out, 'Pinkie's going to be ejected to the ground!'

'Absurd.' Rainbow Dash disagreed, throwing her empty popcorn box away, 'Impossible, unthinkable.'

'WHY?!' Twilight shouted, louder this time.

'Because that pipe doesn't lead outside,' she said, pausing a bit to get a small wooden flute out, 'It leads to the cloud stuffing room.'

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