Father:- Son can you please go buy me a soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Son:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bottle
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a broom, you idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this you little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, you bastard!!!!
Son:- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- So you gonna throw me out or not?
Father:- I am gonna kill you!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot you little, bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- You pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- Fuck you!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- *Faints*
Son:- Are you dead or sleeping?
