KND: Operation KID

Operation K.I.D. ~ Chapter 1.

Presenting,..
Operation K.I.D.
My first... Operation in KND.
I'm working on something called Cruddy Diary though which will hopefully be out after this!
Mkay, if you've heard this from another place.
DO NOT WORRY...
I got the idea from him (KrDoz)
But my story is different from his "comic".
So yea.
I just got the idea from him...
DONT SUE ME
Hehe...
Yea.
I'm so awkward
ANYWAYS LETS BEGIN
(My story is a bit funny yet dramatic at the same time)

now loading:
kids next door mission
operation:
k.i.d.

Kuki
is
Delightful!

It was a pretty regular day. The team was going to go to The Delightful Children From Down The Lane's mansion and check for any plans for their cake, cause their birthday was in exactly a month now.

Wally's or Numbuh 4's Point of View

Numbuh 1 was explaining our plan. BORING! I only really start listening when I hear my name.. or codename?

"Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4-"

That's when I HAD to sit straight and "fix" myself.

"You guys are going to go to the basement, where u will look for any plans on the cake. Numbuhs 2 and 5 will be going upstairs to check on any plans either. Am I clear?"

I always "nod". He always asks us the same question before we leave for a mission. But he's one of my best friends.. And he's also the leader

"Good, Now team. KIDS NEXT DOOR DOUBLES STATIONS!"

A "Doubles Station" is where u split up with someone else and that's it. It's only 2 people. And that 2nd person for me was Numbuh 3,
It's a bit confusing isn't it?
Well it's brand new in the TND

We practically ran to our stations cause' the Delightful Dorks can be suspicious or something like that.
I don't know, Numbuh 1 always tells us to "rush"
I just wanna POUND those Delightful Dweebs.
We got there and the mansion seemed..empty
It didn't sound like the Delightful Dorks were there
"Weapons loaded?"
When I work with Numbuh 3, we always make sure we're both ready
"Check"
I'm usually the person that says "Check"
"Backups?"
"Check"
"Communicator?"
"Check"
"Well, I think we're ready to go"
Numbuh 3 is really good at hiding so she goes before me.
She snuck down the stairs, they were so creaky.
It feels like the creak could blow our cover any second now!!
That gave me a chance to look at her.
God, she was so beautiful..
Ahem! N-No, I'm kidding!
Haha
See I'm laughing!
hahaha.
Erm, Anyway....

DONT YOU DARE TELL ME
"OH THEY ARENT MEANT TO BE!"
WELL IT WAS CONFIRMED
SO GET OVER IT
I DONT GIVE A FUC-

"Is it clear Kuki?"
"Yea, I think i-"
She screamed as loud as she could
I mean I'm used to it cause she's always yelling at me.
But this time is was different.
She disappeared!
it was so dark I couldn't even see who grabbed her
It looked like she was grabbed by her sweater or hair though.
"K-Kuki?"
Then a sudden light turned on..
"Well,well,well. If it isn't Wallace and Kuki?"
Kuki was tied to a chair with duck tape covering her mouth so she couldn't speak or yell.
She was trying to talk but...Yea.
THEN THOSE STUPID RETARDS KNOCKED KUKI OUT!
"Kuki!!!"
im gonna kick their...*counts*
FIVE ASSES
"You see.. Father made us a brand new machine that can delightfulize any kid we'd like! So..We thought our sweet little Kuki Sanban would be a great Delightful! Especially since she took samurai classes in 1st Grade."
I was PISSED! Like those brats! I'm gonna strangle them..
Too bad that I was *clear throat* Erm.. Being held down by those
DELIGHTFUL DORKS!
Grrrrr! I'm gonna lose my shi-
"Now Wallace.. Do us one favor..And press the button"
What!? No freaking way am I gonna push that button! Like are they INSANE! That's my best friend!..And my-
"WHAT!? YOU want ME to push THAT button! No way Jose' Delightful Dweebs!"
"Too bad *Numbuh 4* We'll just do u the FAVOR"
They grabbed my hand with all of their
*counts*
10 Hands!
That's...
*counts*
50 fingers!
I ONLY HAVE 10 FINGERS
Shi-
"NO! YOU CANT AND WONT"
"Watch us Wallace"
They had their "minions" or slaves hold me down while they pushed my hand toward the button
I was so angry..
I didn't even realize that I had punched their minions and them!
VICTORY IS MINE!!
"Haha! take that delightful doofuses!"
I ran to Kuki and untied her to the chair.
I wanted to break the machine but it would be a waste of time,
"Kuki! Let's go!"
Then I realized she was unconscious
I practically carried her the whole run back to the treehouse.