PokeTale [ON HOLD! IM SOOOO SORRY!]

Meet the Skele-Bros

Frisk: *walks through the forest. Knowing your journey is getting started fills you with DETERMINATION!*

???:*i see a little kid* -w-wait...is that a human?! Heh, lets get em' with the ol' woopie cushion- *sets up the woopie cushion on the hand*

Frisk:*i step on a stick. I try to pick it up. No use. Its like its glued to the ground. So i keep goin till i reach a "gate"*

???: -Show time- *i walk behind them* hey! Do you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around. And shake my hand

Frisk: *stops in place* -who was t-that?- *turns around slowly and shakes hand*

_A fart sound was heard_

???:heh, woopie cushion on the hand trick. Its always funny

Frisk: pfffffff *laughs like crazy* oh my god really?

Sans: hehe, im sans. Sans the skeleton *takes off hood to reveal face and hat* im actually suppose to be on human duty right now. But i dont care about battling anyone.

Frisk: *gets flooded with relief*

Sans: but my brother papyrus

Frisk: -there is always a "but"- *stiffens*

Sans: he is a human huntin FANATIC! actually, i think thats him right there! Hey, i have an idea! Go through that gate...thingy.

Frisk: you mean that? *points to the "gate"*

Sans: yea, go right on through. My brother made it too big to stop anyone

Frisk: ok...*goes through and stops at a stand and a lamp that looks like...me?*

Sans: Quick! now go behind that conveniently shaped lamp!

frisk: *goes behind the lamp*

_Another skeleton you assume is papyrus arrives_

Sans: heh, whats up bro?

Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHATS UP BROTHER! YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED YOU PUZZLES!

Sans: hey, give me a break

Payrus: SANS! YOU'VE BEEN ON BREAK FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS!

Sans: hey, I got a TON of work today

Papyrus: OH MY GOD SANS REALLY!

Frisk: *papyrus's voice is deafening. You cover your ear*

Sans: yea, a Skele-Ton!

Papyrus:UGGG SANS! STOP YOUR PUNS! THEIR ANNOYING AND NOT FUNNY!

Sans: i thought it was a real...RIB TICKLER

Papyrus: STOP IT SANS! I HAVE TO GET TO A MEETING WITH THE ROYAL GAURD!

Sans: oh cool! You know what might help? This lamp. Its very interesting

Papyrus: NO SANS IM NOT GOING TO LOOK AT A STUPID LAMP!

Frisk: -is he trying to get me captured?!-

Papyrus: NOW! I MUST GET GOING! AS FOR YOU SANS  PUT A LITTLE MORE...BACKBONE! INTO IT! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Frisk: -thank god he's-

Papyrus: HEH!

Frisk: *mentally facepalms*

_Papyrus left_