Behind The Book

Intro

Ok, guys, well girls, I was thinking we could show different people like this. I could write like This or this or this and we can each have one. I have dibs on This one. Well I started. Who's next?
Welcome to likely heckhole!
Someone else! Which one was that?
Here's a hint: not that much Hamilton trash. I prefer being trash and FYI JLT!!!
Oh! I was right! Now we're just missing Spamilton.
Aw dang I was writing something about this here emo and then you had to!!! Anywho, words that describe me: heckish, devilish, demonic, dark, strange, twisted... Should I go on?
Think they get it. I'm the Lil' cinnamon roll of the group. I'm happy. A lot. A lot alot. 99% of my life I'm laughing. 99.999% I'm smiling.
Oh yeah, I'm also really clumsy.
Now, where's Cptn. Spamilton? She's a little late to the party.
Let's try saying her name 3 times for the magic chant!
SPAMILTON, SPAMILTON, SPAMILTOOONN!
Uh, no.
Whaaaat? Let's see your ideas!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILauYoUcETs
I'm not even in this fandom, but this almost made me cry.
I can't click on links, but you, yeah...uh, I'm not good with names😅 but I-I know you. I remember.
Copy and paste into the internet.
So this isn't an introduction. This is a conversation.
I don't have Internet.
What? Why?

Hello, friends! Spamilton has finally arrived to turn this into a reasonable thing, and not just a meme. My name is Olivia, but I prefer Livvy. My personal account is MadameAthenaStar, and I currently only have one book (a sort of daily vlog-type thing, but with far more memes). I am known as the resident mom friend, so I'll probably be the one reigning the two above back and trying to keep this account at least generally organized. Also, I love myself some Broadway. That's why Dylan and Lila up there are calling me Spamilton - I always spam them Hamilton lyrics.

Sounds fun(ny) I promise you it's not. I guess I should tell a bit about myself... What do you think? BOLIVIA! No one else call her that. Also, can you get our sinnamon roll to stop almost cursing?

Tell them about yourself, Dylan. Also, Lila can do whatever she wants as long as she doesn't label our book as mature.

Whelp... Whale... I am clumsy... Um... Bad at describing, except for in stories. I'm a good writer I swear! I am Dylan, I am a girl. I like acting like Bolivia does but she's so much better (at literally everything.) I read. Obsessively. I'm a fangirl? I don't know what I should say? Topic ideas Bolivia?

What has this book come to?

Honestly, I have no idea. I suppose this is just for anyone who really wants to know who we really are, behind the book. Huh. That's a cool title name. Can that be what we call this story?

Behind the book? Yeah. It is cool. ALLITERATION!! I'm gonna go die. See ya later...

Wait! Lila still hasn't introduced herself.

LILAAAAAAA!

What? Um, I'm a big nerd and geek, I love any and all arts, and swords, anime, fandoms, YouTube, and so many other things but I'm not important enough to waste too much of anybody's time.

Who here believes she's not important? Raise your hand. ⏬⏬✋⏬⏬

Also, my name in Arabic means Night so haha female dogs! I AM THE NIGHT!!

My name means olive tree. But my name was invented by Shakespeare. So eat your heart out, theatre geeks!

Mine means of the sea. That's all I know. I'm not even completely sure if that's true. I think it is. QUEEN DYLAN!

Hey hey hey Dylan. You know who the night was in Greek? Bow down to the primordial goddess of darkness as I AM NYX

You're an Arabic night. Not Greek. If that was true I'd be amphrite who is cool if I do say so my self. And Bolivia would be Athena basically. Sooo...

HA!

*insert facepalm* Lila=night (Arabic), night=nyx (Greek) couldn't be any simpler.

Arabic and Greek are two completely different things! My cousin agrees! SEAN!

UR SSTUPID VERY DIFFERENT THINGS

Says my cousin. I promise it wasn't me. I try to never use "U" "R" or text speak.