What even is life
"Vigilant 365! I'm bored!" Complained Vigilant 587,throwing themselves into the couch.
" Hi bored, nice to meet you," Vigilant 365 said without glancing up from their book.
The other vigilant glared at her best friend, and proceeded to throw herself onto Vigilant 365's lap.
" Entertain me!!" She demanded.
Vigilant 365 finally looks up from her destiel/sabriel/michifer fanfiction.
" Uh! Fine. I'll tell you the story of the lazy author who wanted to write a fanfiction about two people she met in the comment section."
Vigilant 587 whined, " You're story is so freaking boring!"
The other Vigilant tossed her hair and snorted," It's not my fault the author us supposed to me sleeping right now." She said earning another glare from Vigilant 587.
" Just continue your stupid story already. Cheesy monkeys you're so slow."
" All right, all right, all right. There once were two people named TheGreenVigilante and supernatural__101 and as you can tell they were obviously both a vigilant."
"Wait wait wait," vigilant 587 cut in." Why did you just use our wattpad usernames?"
Vigi 365 shrugged," I dunno, I felt like it. Anyway, back to the story. So there were these two vigilants and yata yata yata and they we're awesome and all that fluff that I'm too lazy to describe.
PLOT TWIST," she screamed." One of them was a supernatural being. Ahem, yeah that was your cue to gasp."
Vigi 587 let out dramatic gasp.
" Supernatural_101 was secretly a......uh.....Angel? Sure that sounds good. And that created a whole controversy that started world war three, but that's irrelevant. What matters is that in the end TheGreenVigilante and supernatural__101 remained everyone's otp till the end of time, because they put aside all their differences to just be together," vigilant 365 finished dramatically, wiping way fake tears.
Vigi 587 aka supernatural_101 rolled her eyes," Well since I'm angel now , imma go cosplay as castiel. See ya!"
"Jerk,"
"Fluffer nutter."
"What!?"
"You love me,"
" true.." vigi 365 aka TheGreenVigilant said grudgingly.
Vigilant 587 grinned and walked out the door.
And the all lived happily ever after and I retired and went to bed siya nara
