Pt. 5 The Battle

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Poptart: wat?

Virus:the big hand RIGHT up there.

Poptart: okay..what do we do excatly? (Big gulp of Milkshake) AWW SHET BRAIN FREEZE!

Virus:oh no it got me.

Poptart: wait what!?

(Poptart Looks Up And There's Virus In The Big Hands Grip)

Poptart: VIRUS! don't worry i'll....do something!

(Poptart Tries To Use Her New Powers. They Don't Work)

Virus:oh no my guts.

(darkness falls on the ground out of Virus)

Virus:oh.I 4 got.I'm a demon,I don't guts.

Poptart: (reaches for the darkness) it's so.....(grabs darkness. it phases through her hand)

Poptart: trippy. why can't i get it and give it back to you Virus?

Virus:cause I'm dead.

(Poptart Looks Over And Sees Something In Corner Of Her Eye. When She Looks Over At It It's VIRUS' F&*&ING HEAD ON THE GROUND!)

(Poptart Screams. She Falls Onto Her Knees Crying)

Poptart: i have some glue..... i can fix you right?! (cries)

Virus:nope.but I can,hey do you have a bandage?

Virus:wait.oh OF OBVIOUSLY!(turns into black dust and skaters all over the earth)

Poptart: (cries) Virus!

Virus:shut up please.

(Poptart Looks Behind Her And Sees Virus)

(Poptart Gets Up And Rushes At Virus)

Poptart: (Punches Virus and then Hugs Him) i hate you.

Virus:ok.(snaps fingers)(poptart turns into dust and re-forms 10 feet over)

Poptart: hey! (runs to Virus)

(poptart is 3 feet over now)(poptart turns into dust and re-forms 10 feet over)

Virus:nope.

Poptart: ◉_◉...don't you know how gurlz work? they say the opposite of what they mean.

Virus:(~˘▾˘)~I know,but I'm a demon so I don't give a sh*t.

Poptart: ಠ~ಠ please take the spell or whatever off for...1 minute i...have a gift for ya

Virus:nope.

Poptart: you do realize you told me you were a demon like 5 minutes ago and i still love you when most people would be FU*& THIS SHI* IM OUT.

Virus:still don't give a single sh*t.

(hand grabs poptart)

Virus:oh and he's here.

Poptart: UGH LET GO (struggles)

(Poptart Uses Jelly Magic Trying To Free Herself. Bad Frickin Idea.)

Virus:hahahahahahaha.it's funny how dumb you are.

Poptart: ok Virus. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS?!

Poptart: you were being so sweet early.what changed? you know i was kidding with you right

???:oh that's not Virus.that's rev.me.

Poptart: then where's Virus?

???:your talking to him.

Poptart: what? i don't understand.

rev.Virus:we switched bodys.

Virus:yup.And I wan't my body back.

rev,Virus:ok

(rev.Virus and Virus walk up to each other and turn into dust)

Virus:oh it's good to BE ME!

rev.Virus:oh YEAH YOU KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING YOUR THINKING!

Virus:DORITO PARTY (snaps fingers)(doritos show up in revViruses hand and poptartyfarts hand of derp)

poptart:can i uh..well i don't know BE SAVED FROM THIS STUPID GIANT HAND!

Virus:yes you do your on the ground you dumby!

rev.Virus:lol,that's the Virus I know!

Poptart: thank you....(gets up and walks into a different room)

rev.Virus:so that's your partner 4 down here?wowVirus.wow.

Virus:shut up dude.(shoves doritos in rev.Viruese mouth)

Virus:heh.when we first met we hated each other.

Poptart thinks: we're getting off track. our objective was to find sukura, and....i'm going to find her and get outta here with or without Virus.

(Poptart Gets Up And Runs Into Bebie Lovers Lab)



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