Scott: You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Mitch: You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Kevin: Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Avi: Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
Omg lol, why do I even find these?!?!