person a: "i think i'm in love with (insert some stupid character here)"
person b: *breaks door down* "AND THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG BUDDY"
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person a: "i'm gonna do it"
person b: "please do not"
person a: "YOU CANNOT STOP MEEEEEEEE" *dabs at a car*
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person a: "psst hey, you're face looks good"
person b: "?ok?thanks??"
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person a: *comes in on a unicycle*
person b: here come dat boi!!
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person a: "person b, can you tell me the story about the war you fought in against the evil curtains who captured princess meme which caused the entire kingdom to fall into despair and only you and your friends could defeat the evil curtains but had to go-"
person b: "where are you getting all this stuff, i need to check your phone"
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person a: "are we thereee yet?"
person b: "i swear to god if you say that ONE MORE TIME i am going to throw you off this mountain"
person a: "oh ok"
person a:
person a:
person a: "are we gonna be there soon?"
person b: *dropkicks person a into the sun*
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person a: *cries*
person b: "whats wrong?"
person a: "WELL-" *starts talking nonstop about a sad event that happened to their favorite ship in a show/video game*
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person a: "i had a weird dream last night"
person b: "please dont tell me it was the dream about the birds and the crackers"
person a:
person a: *starts talking about the birds and the crackers dream*
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person a: "i'm so tired"
person b: "me too but we gotta go to wor-"
person a: "welp back to bed" *casually walks back to bed in their work uniform*
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person a: "do you wanna watch this show with me"
person b: "sure"
later
person a: WHY DOES SHE LIKE HIM WHEN SHE CAN OBVIOUSLY DATE BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
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person b: end me
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