WELCOME TO ANATOMY OF A BEAN, PSTUMP ADDITION

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In this class, you will learn the anatomy of many, many beans.

Before we learn about the beans though, we must first learn how to classify the beans.

Here are all the basic ways we sort beans.

1. Smol or Tol
2. Squish or HOT ASS BITCH (sometimes both)
3. Sassy or shy
4. Innocent or DIRTY LITTLE MAN
5. Top or bottom (obviously)

Each bean you learn about here you will have a test on, and if you answer correctly you get a shoutout when I post the answers.

Our first bean that we will be analyzing today is none other than the vvv squish pstump.

So, 'Trick is the smallest species of bean at an astounding 5'5, this is often unnoticed though because it lives in harmony with many other species of smol bean.

So, 'Trick is the smallest species of bean at an astounding 5'5, this is often unnoticed though because it lives in harmony with many other species of smol bean

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He has an adorable squish fedora that keeps him alive here in Death Valley, so he can't ever take it off. He has vvv coot squish glasses but he wears contacts too. His eyes are vvv pretty blue.

This squish is singy in the band fol out boi, and he vvvvvvvvv good. He also do drummy and stringy.

This squish bean is vvv adorable, but when observed in the wild plains of Twitter it is found to be extremely shy and cutesy.

This squish bean is vvv adorable, but when observed in the wild plains of Twitter it is found to be extremely shy and cutesy

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