Me: Now for EreMika! :D
Armin: What's that?
Me: Eren x Mikasa
*Mikasa comes running in*
*Eren comes in with Levi*
Levi: *sees ship* EREN WTF
Eren: What? I didn't do anything! LEVI LET ME EXPLAIN.
Levi: THAT'S IT. *runs out of room*
Eren: WHAT NO!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!
Mikasa: *evil laugh* NOW EREN'S MINE!!
Eren: *pushes off Mikasa* LEVI WAIT!!!!!!!!
Me: .............
*Armin still in corner terrified*
*Jean comes in room* Wait! Mikasa! You have me!
Me: JEAN SHUT YO BUBBLE GUM DUM DUM BITCH ASS FACE THE FUCK UP.
Mikasa: Get out of my face horse face!
Jean: *starts stuttering*
Sasha: *still eating bread* What just happened?
Me: My life is over.
*joins in with Armin*
*Annie comes in room, sees us*
Annie: What the heck just happened?
Me: Long story short. I accidently broke up Eren and Levi, Mikasa's a yandere, and me and Armin are hiding in a corner terrified. Plus, Jean's frozen.
Annie: okay...
Me: lordy.
