avicado

Once upon a time, there was an avocado
Named Vic
An avicado
There also was a koala bear
Named kellin
A kellin bear

They met one day
And had sex
It was unbearable (hehehhee)
Because in the end kellin bear smashed avicado (;);););))

Into....

Vicamole

And kellin bear ate him

With chipotle

And was happy
While eating his smashed lover

Because he just got chipotlaid

Then he slept forever because the sex took too much out of him (;)))

I'm not even sorry