a true story real quick

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Sorry I just want to share this

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My friend took me on a fourwheeler ride
We were driving driving driving
And I see a stump
"Watch out for the trump!" I yell "I mean trump! Trump! Oh my fuck! A stump!"

On the way back
I see its a concrete slab sticking out of the ground

"Its not even a real trump! Its a lie!"
5 minutes later...
I realize
"I MEANT TO SAY STUMP!!!"
I yell into the wind
My friend laughs

And I am...
An idiot.

This is literally a true story though

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