Everyone knows Felix and PewDiePie, but no one seems to notice his closest and bestest friend Mr Chair. And because of it Mr Chair has decided to go on a seating strike. Mr Chair will do no more seating for Pewdy.
This short story was a request.
So...
On my way to the car, I almost brake me legs; Mr Chair was heavy, and kept moving.
Mr Chair: POOHDEEPIE LET ME GO!
Felix: SHUT UP!
Mr Chair: Let me go, let me go; get the heck off of me. Let me go dammit!
We began to wrestle and tussle around; Mr Chair then kicks me in dee faced wit his wooden front legs and nearly brakes me teeth out me mouth. I panic!
Mr Chair: You made me do that, Pewdy; yooooooou made me doooo it!
Felix: Go to hail; you are dead!
Mr Chair: I believe its pronounced Heeeeeeeell!, nincompoop!
The lungs in my chest gasp, Mr Chair correcting me on my speech. I don't like when he do dat!
Felix: I said that on purpose; I am Pewdy, of course I will talk like a mad uneducated man. Cause its fricking funny.
Mr Chair: Well it ain't funny to me; neither the millions and millions of dislikers on your videos.
Felix: You wanna beef it out, bro?
Mr Chair: -__-...
He is doing it again, god dammit!, the silent treatment.
Felix: Git here!
Quickly I yank him into me bare han's and slang him into my car. Wait...me car, Aaaah!
Quickly I cease from beaten Mr Chair and wipe dee smear from me fabulous beauty(Me car of course.). Finally it comes off and I turn around to continue dee butt beaten. But suddenly Mr Chair comes flying straight into me; I fall to dee ground, hitting dee back of me head on dee dirt. I let out a low cry of pain; but I never show my pain.
Mr Chair: Say, you need me!, say it!
Felix: Dammit, you dame Chair, I must need ya soft face; cause I came all da way down here to git you bro!
Mr Chair: Awww, shut up PewDiePie; you only want be to come back, that's why your saying what I wanna hear. Go to hell!
Mr Chair plunged into me chest; it hurt like hell, and he kept doing it. So I had two options: Brake his wooden dame legs; or two knock dis little prick out.
I decide to knock him out; temporarily, you know just until me git'em home. Don't judge me bros; you saw what happened.
Felix: Go to sleep!
Me bare han came raised with mighty bro strength and might; and I bro fisted Mr Chair in his soft little green cushion face. To the ground he went; and I rose to victory. And then I threw him in the car and sped away.
He woke up minutes later; to me butt right in his face, I was on my computer and he was me one and only chair. But he was still pissed; so he bit me in dee butt. It sent me screaming and flying into the air.
Felix: Mr Chair; ow!
Mr Chair: Good; I am happy it hurt. Now excuse me I'm leaving.
No, why won't he forgive me...dammit even in my anger I can't deny I wasn't the big ole jerk in tis whole situation; and I can't just let me favourite Chair go. I have to do something and quick.
Felix: Wait, please wait!, Mr Chair I love you!
My eyes started to water(I had been cutting onions prior to this event); and I feel to Mr Chairs wooden stubs, cause he has no feet.
Mr Chair: Pewdy, please let me go!
Felix: No!, your my chair; and I love you!
Mr Chair: Pewdy; oh my god, seriously!
Felix: Please, you taken me through so much; and I didn't realise at first how important you was to me, until you was gone from me!
Mr Chair's angry eyes turned soft and sweet; as he paused and turned around. Mr Chair then looked me in dee eyes and smiled faintly.
Mr Chair: Ya mean that!; I mean you really mean everything you just said a second ago?
My head goes a nodding like crazy; I've finally realized, that Mr Chair is one of the most important things in me life. Without Me chair; I wouldn't be able to sit and make the great quality videos I make. Mr Caair is more important then I realized at first. And now I need to tell him.
Felix: Yes, every last word of it; I made a mistake, I took your soft cushion for granted. Cause I didn't know the importance of a good seat. But know I do, and I hope you can forgive me; for being a huge jerk.
Mr Chair: Well...
Mr Chair gives me a deep thought looking look; and then lites up with a huge smile and screams.
Mr Chair: I FORGIVE YOU!
He forgives me; yes!
Felix: I LOVE YOU MR CHAIR!
Mr Chair: I LOVE YOU TO PEWDIEPIE!
We hugged and shook on it; and from dat day forward I have him credit in dee videos and he gave me a cushion to sit me butt in. And thatz how it all ends; we both learned the importance of having each other. And we will never ever let anything like what happened this time; happen again.
THE END...
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Hey I see u finish this scene, great!, if u liked it, then I should let know, it was a personal request by ASlientThinkerA, and u can make one to. Any kind of Markiplier, PewDiePie or JackSepticeye Fanfic u want. I will write it to life. So please stay updated on the next post and please if u want, make a request. Okay, that's all.
