Once upon a time in the happy land of California? New York?? Texas?? They're everywhere! Anywho, once upon a time there was Sarah Paulson. She's an actress. HOT too! Okay let's get the story started.....
One day, Sarah was walking down the street with Lily Rabe. They look married I know. Like they could legit be my mothers. But out of nowhere, BOOM! This old hag fell out of the sky!
"What, what the fuck?" Sarah yelped, since this scared her! I mean, an OLD LADY HAG! JUST FELL!! OUT OF THE SKY!!! WOWZA!
"AhhhhHhhhhhhhHhhHhhHhhahhahHhHhhhhhh!" the hag screamed in pain. She legit broke her hip! It's a good thing these two young girls were there, wanna know why? SHE DIDNT HAVE HER LIFE ALERT!!
"Um who are you?" Lily said to this cripple old lady.
"Holland, Holland Taylor."
This Holland lady just fell. Out of sky no less! Obviously they weren't just gonna leave her there! What if she has super magic powers!? I mean, SHE FELL OUT OF THE SKY! They decided to pick her old wrinkly ass off the ground and let her go to their house. Yes, Lily and Sarah live together. So anyways they drive home in their car, grooving to some cupcakKe, because who doesn't like a little "HUMP ME! FUCK ME!" in their lives!?
Sarah parked the car in her driveway, "We're he- hey! Where did Holland go?"
Lily turned around just like Sarah and noticed she had vanished!! Did she hop out? Did she turn to dust (like Misty Day, R.I.P Misty.)? Did she fly back to the sky?
"BANG BANG BANG!" They faced forward again and guess what? GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!! There's Holland!
"HeeeeeEEERES HOLLAND!" she yelled! She was on the windshield! WHAT!!!
"HOLY FUCKLENUTTLES!" they yelled in sync! As soon as this happened, Holland started running around like a banshee.
"GET BACK HERE!!" They screamed at her! She was flying all over the place!! Like I don't get it!! How can someone be this active when they just fell and broke their hip! WHAT.
Holland then realized they were chasing after her, but she was feeling horny so she flew inside. How? The world may never know.
"What the fuck? I don't get this....at all." Sarah was confused. Actually, they both were. When they walked inside, the sight they saw was....well you're going to have to wait for the next chapter.
A/N: Hi!! My first fanfic! Hope this turns out okay, make sure to vote and comment your thoughts!!
