Lyrics of Fellas At The Freakin FCC :
Peter: They will clean up all your talking
in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle
when you want to take a piss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio
a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain
situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!
Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of
the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and
they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell
them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a
lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!
So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the
worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could
be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have
stuck it first!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!
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