1. Walk with High Heels. You gurl should know how dirty the streets are.
2. Dance along while listening to a song with headphones. You don't know the amount of people that will think you are doing a special ritual to get those aliens away. (Only me? Okay)
3. Do racist speaking. You will actually die because of this. Don't be racist. You'll regret it.
4. Walk showing off your phone, money or other valuable items. I don't have to explain that one.
5. Walk beside houses. You don't know the amount of heart attacks that I have had because of this. I am a dog lover... but rly.
6. Wear a valuable purse. No explaining for this one too.
7. Walk alone (if you look under age or you are really hot) and acess to a disturbing talk with a murderer. Just DON'T.
8. Start moaning to DESTROYA. Just. Don't. You don't have a vibrator inside your ass, but people will think so.
9. Fangirl. You kno our emotional breakdowns can be spreadable.
10. Play a playlist with 'Welcome To The Black Parade' in it. You kno why.
I hope this helped.
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RandomJust Hazel, A Fairly Local Fangirl That Goes Down, Down With Her EMOtions. One Day, As The Prophesy (Idk How To Write) Says, She Will Sing For The World: 'Is It Still Me That Makes You Cringe?'
