“MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!” Sasuke Uchiha stopped in his tracks and looked to the side where a crowd of people were getting pushed out of the way by what seemed to be an orange blur … and the orange blur was making itself towards him … great … that just puts the crappy cherry on the top of the three-tiered crap cake that, unfortunately, was his life. Oh look, he thought absent-mindedly, the orange blur is closer now, Sasuke blinked. Then he blinked again, then just side-stepped in time for the orange blur to pass him, trip on a banana peel (who was very bored) and fly into a rubbish heap
Ha, Sasuke thought, “Dobe.”
“I am not.” An indignant voice said from underneath the pile of rubbish.
A golden head popped out of the mound and shook itself, which dislodged a banana peel (a distant cousin of that other one) from on top of the bright, yellow locks. The banana peel, who, as we all know, has a sense of humour, decided to fly towards the unlucky Uchiha and land on his head. This caused the golden haired boy to laugh, pointing at the grumbling boy, and for Sasuke to rip the banana from his head and throw it on the floor.
(Sasuke- ToT what the hell is with the weird narrating? me->0< shut up, shut up, shut up!!! It's my story! So bleh~ 8P)
“Shut up.” Sasuke growled, as he wiped his hands on his trousers.
“But-” The boy gasped, at last, “It's just so funny! Ha ha!” Then the boy went silent, absolutely silent and his blonde head disappeared once more into the trash.
“Why'd you stop laughing all of a sudden?” Sasuke asked, grudgingly curious, he glanced behind him but he couldn't see the boy, but, what he did see, when he turned back, was two armed guards striding towards him … and the boy.
