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grangerous: has anyone seen crookshanks around? i haven't seen him since last night, and i'm getting worried.

redheadginny: grangerous poor crookshanks. maybe ron dropped him out the window?

kingronald: grangerous redheadginny hey! i'd never do something like that!

grangerous: kingronald i think you would. you seem guilty.

kingronald: grangerous i didn't do anything to your damn cat!

harrypottah: i smell bickering. what's it about this time?

grangerous: harrypottah i think ron killed crookshanks.

harrypottah: kingronald tsk tsk. that isn't going to win her heart, ron.

kingronald: harrypottah shut up, harry.

lavlav: guys, i found crookshanks! he was under my bed, i think he liked my yarn basket.

kingronald: lavlav why do you even have a yarn basket?

lavlav: kingronald so i can knit sweaters for you, won-won! i've been taking classes!

grangerous: excuse me while i go vomit.