The author sighed as she read fan fictions. She was thinking of one that she really wanted to do, but wasn't sure if her readers would like it. To find out, she made a book called: 'Ideas and Stuff'. She was desperate.
"Author~Senpai?" Asked Laurance. The author hummed in reply. "We're playing dirty truth or dare, and we were wondering if you would like to join?"
"Sure!" The author cheerfully said. Maybe that will give her a good idea for her lemon book.
"R-really? Great!" The author knew why he was surprised. Innocent by day and pervert at night was what she was. They didn't know who she really was. They didn't know that sometimes she liked breaking the fourth wall in her own, hoping that someone out there was listening to her depressing childhood stories. Dear reader, she sometimes thought, remember when I told you my parents got divorced? Well, something worse happened today . . . and I want to tell someone about it, but I just can't. Luckily, though, she wasn't that depressed anymore. "The game is going on downstairs." He notified. The author nodded.
"I'll be down in a minute."
Laurance then left. He wasn't sure how he felt about this, he had always thought Author~Senpai was made of halos. He brushed it off, and ran to get some holy water and bleach as Aphmau had asked for.
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The author went downstairs to join the squad of giggles. When they all calmed down stared in shock that the author actually agreed.
"Seriously? She actually agreed?" The author mentally sighed. They all thought she was too innocent. Underestimated was the right word.
"I'll go first!" Kawaii~Chan exclaimed. Everyone agreed. "Author~Senpai, truth or dare?" Kawaii~Chan started.
"Truth." Kawaii~Chan cussed.
"Favourite kink?"
"Mommy." The author plainly replied, smirking. Most people's faces either was surprised or just stared, shocked. But now, it was her turn. And she was going to have fun with all of this.
"Aphmau, truth or dare?" Aphmau Got out of her little daze and looked around as if to say; who, me?
"U-um, dare!"
"Jack Garroth off." The author said. Rules of the game were simple. If you didn't want to do the dare or answer the question, take a piece of clothing off. Plot twist, Aphmau was only wearing her dress.
"U-um," Aphmau stuttered. She hesitantly stuck her hand in Garroth's jeans. Minutes passed and she ran to the kitchen to wash her hands and then came back.
Aphmau's face flushed red from embarrassment. "Travis, truth or dare?" Aphmau quickly said without thinking. The author mentally face palmed. Travis literally had seven layers of shirts, one hat, a pair of jeans, and socks. The author made a vow that if Travis had 5 pairs of underwear, she was gonna beat the daylights outta him.
Travis yawned. "Dare."
"Masturbate." Travis took off a shirt instead and smirked. "My turn." He said. Dam that cheeky bastard.
"Author-"
"Dare."
"Go spank Aaron on the bum." Ok, so maybe the author was a pervert, but she wasn't going to do that. She liked someone else. A few guys's face paled up: Laurance and Garroth. Or maybe she was just hallucinating.
The author sighed. "Nope!" She took her shirt off, which left her in her Lingerie bra and shorts. Travis looked disappointed and Garroth—who had a nosebleed and passed out—was being dragged away by Laurance. Other than that, seeing the author in just her bra and shorts made them feel uncomfortable.
"Katelyn, truth or dare?" Katelyn looked around and saw what happened to Garroth and Aphmau. She was starting to catch on that the author was not as she seems. She sucked in a breath. "Truth." She didn't care if she looked weak choosing that. Choosing dare could make her end up ashamed for the rest of her life. The authors smile faltered a bit. Katelyn took note of that, knowing she'd made the right choice.
"Who's dick was bigger?" The author asked.
"W-what do you mean?" Katelyn stuttered. All eyes were suddenly on her.
"You know exactly what I mean." The author smugly said. Katelyn glared. Katelyn suddenly thought twice about her choice.
Katelyn took a deep breath and turned away. "Travis." She muttered. "My turn. Aaron, t or d[eez nuts]?" Aaron ran out of choices. Either way, he was dead.
"Dare." He said.
"Spank Author~Senpai on the bum and she has to call you daddy." Aaron paled. Before the author had even come down to play, they'd already started. Meaning that Aaron was down to his boxers.
"Sorry Author~Senpai, I'm in my boxers and I'm not stripping down farther." Aaron got up and walked over to the author. The author stood up all tall and pissed. Aaron spanked her once on the bum. "You like that?" He whispered in her ear. "Y-yes daddy." The author stuttered. Laurance was bleaching his eyes and everyone took a gallon of holy water.
"Guys, it's been fun and all but I think I hear my mom calling." Vylad said, quickly leaving. Everyone less nodded in agreement and left.
THE END
Hi everyone! As you may have guessed this is my last chapter. All the comments in the previous chapter asking if they could adopt are the ones continuing this book. I suggest you check them out, they seem pretty cool :) and I was wondering if anyone of y'all wanted a PJO/BOO book?
Anyways, stay horny 11 year olds. :D
