Floating in the blue
I am lost in the sea
I have not a clue
What in the world happened to me
The only one out there,
offering help,
straight out the salty spitoon
a bitch high on kelp
"U fukin n00b
u 'n ur butthole
No one likes u
shut up your butthole""
I lean forward,
ready to smacka bitch
"NOO PLZ DONT'T" she cries
"haha" i laugh, "fall in a ditch"
As she turns and leaves,
I flap my tailfin
The anus will remainus
Author's Note: i can't believe we might actually have a book published (not this one, jesus christ)
