edro decided to ignore the painful stabbing feeling in every square inch of his body, and picked a wild weed from the floor and inserted it into his face hole. He then proceeded to dance the tango by himself towards the local shack they call a shop. "Hello Pedro, welcome to the shop!" Nobody said. Pedro paced around the market, and spied a single, lonely grape on the floor. He was certainly hungry, after being fed nothing but Oxygen, Argon, Carbon dioxide, Nitrogen oxide and other various gases for the past 4 days. He looked around, and pounced on the grape like Suzy hurling her body onto Danny. It really filled up his small stomach. "AHA! I SAW THAT!" Hobo Joe leered, clutching his most prized possession, his camera. Hobo Joe's grubby mitt snatched Pedro's slender wrist (snapping it) and he dragged him to the police station, which was conveniently only 201.56 miles away.
As Pedro was fairly not taken to court, he was immediately thrown into a cell with none other than Danny Dog. The pup was playing a broken harmonica he had found on the cobbled floor, and was playing a sonnet he had written for his beloved, Suzy. Pedro blushed... He wished that Danny Dog had written the poem for HIM, not that nosy old bird Suzy. After all, Danny Dog was such a talented poet. He had even written the famous line - 'Roses are red, violets are blue, Suzy you don't know the things I wanna do to you', which was at that moment being chanted by millions of his fans around the corrupted world.
"DANNY!" Pedro boomed, turning to face the startled boy. "I...I..." he began. "You what?" Said Danny dog, picking at his intense fungal infection on his little toe. Pedro grabbed his imaginary bow and arrow and pretended to be Robin Hood with his metaphoric merry men. Once again, he attempted to hurl his broken body around the cell in what seemed like a cartwheel. Then, he wept in the corner as he couldn't be a dog in Drama. Danny raised one, singular eyebrow. "What the hell are you doing, you retard." He said.
"DANNY!" Pedro cried again. "I-I'm... I'm bishreksual. I... I love you."
