Im still alive

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So I'm alive.
Fuck yeah.
I'm also tired.
And dead.
Send help plz.
STORY TIME FUCKERS.

So, today in class cuz I still go to fucking school, we were supposed to type up an essay in like 45 minutes, and this girl I'm my class forgot her laptop cuz we each have laptops that we're allowed to take home.
And this dude in my class who had his shit all planned out on his laptop (actually a chrome book, we all have them) logged out and gave the chrome book to her and wrote his essay on paper. And so yeah. A new ship was born.

And that'll never happen to me cuz I'm a whale.

Fuck life.
And I also have a cold.
Smiley, out.

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