Bad Harry Potter Fanfiction Is Bad

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Hi!!!! I'm Sabrina Potter Riddle Dumbledore!!!! :D!!! I got out of bed and put on the first thing I saw, which was a small tank top with some denim short-shorts. I rushed over to my makeup-stand and put on all my make-up. I looked at my strawberry-blonde, waist length hair, and my aqua-blue orbs. I am so ugly. Suddenly my dad ran in. "Honey-sweetie precious daughter of mine! I have this letter for you!"

I cried, my dad hates me so much! I took the letter and my dad disappeared 'cause he's not relevant lol. I read the letter. OMG I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS! Even though I'm in America, and I'm sixteen lolz.


*Time skip brought to you by Author cringing!*


OMG I'M IN HOGWARTS!!!!! This is the best day of my life! I got sorted in Gryffindor! OMG IS THAT HARRY POTTER OMG!! He went up to me and said, "Sabrina! I love you! Go out with me!!"

But then Draco ran up to me and said "No! I love you! Go out with meee!"

Then Hermione got jealous and dueled me but I won. Then I fainted.


*Another time skip! YAY!*


When I woke up I was in Dumbledore's office. "Sabrina! You are my granddaughter, but also Voldemort's daughter, as well as Harry's long lost twin sister!" Then I fainted.


*Time skip*


I was dating Draco and Harry was all depressed because I didn't tell him why I started dating Draco.

THEN VOLDEMORT APPEARED! But I killed him and now I'm dating both Harry and Draco cause I want to.


THE END

(A/N WHAT DID I JUST WRITE. Well... That's my contest entry for  . *le sigh* I need some water)

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