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Since I was in yearbook I was assigned to the sport of tennis. It was Saturday at the 1:30 game. Caroline was playing currently. I had been here for about 2 hours. I was gonna leave after this game. I was taking a few pictures of Caroline when Kyle comes up to me.
"Hey bro!" I said.
"Hey man..." He said
"Dude what's wrong?" I asked
"Nothing just that Chloe turned me down." He mumbled
"Dude Chloe is a whore no offense to her. But she is dating 5 different guys right now and has had sex with 3 of them!" I explained.
"Oh..." I looked surprised
"Hey Dom!" Caroline said.
I hadn't realized the game had ended.
"I'll see ya Monday Kyle!" I said as I walked away with Caroline.
"So I wasn't paying attention at the end did you win?" I asked
"No I barely lost!" She said.
"Better luck next game I guess." I said.
"So where do you wanna go eat?" I asked
"Mm, how bout Arby's?" She suggested.
"Arby's it is!" I proclaimed.
At Arby's
"This is the best sandwich I have ever tasted!" She announced.

At Arby's"This is the best sandwich I have ever tasted!" She announced

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"It's ok." I said.
"Tell me a joke!" She said
"Why did the baby cross the road?" I asked
"Why?"
"It was stapled to the chicken!" I said
"Oh my god! That's horrible! How dare you staple a baby in general!" She said
"CHILD ABUSE!" I said
"Saaaame!" She said.
We both burst out laughing.

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