Combined, A Undertale FriskXSans Story

Chapter 8.5: Lemon

(MMMMMM THIS IS KENZIE CHANS PART, BEWARE! SMUT! You have been warned, after this chapter is released I will make another chapter for our non-sinners)

(Kenzie CHANS Part!!)

"No." She said heartlessly. I felt my 'ecobone' go soft pretty quickly. Then why the fuck did her eyes do that?! I thought angrily. As I loosened my grip she smirked, quickly wrapping her arms around me, pulling me into a hard kiss. She pulled away for a quick moment. "You're gonna have all senses clear. Cause I want you to feel it." Then she went back to kissing me. Well that was a real trick to my soul. Teasing me like that, goddamn frisk. I pulled away for a half a second.
"Frisk you really are a Frisky girl, heh." She just stopped and looked at me. She threw her arms up, turned facing the wall, and crossed her arms again.
"Ok you can go to bed now. I'm done." She said in a teasing way. I groaned and leaned over her shoulder, wrapping my arms around her waiste.
"But, you know me! I can go without making puns for..." Sans glares at you. You start to feel like you fucked up.

"4 chapters." He growled away from Frisk still looking at you. The author steps in front of you for a second, chuckling nervously, before smacking Sans and whispering threats.
Sorry bout that. Sans is being stupid. Go back to our story.

"I-I can't go without making puns for to long. It's crucial to my survival." I teased, sliding my hand up Frisk's shirt. She chuckles at me, holding my hand in place.
"Well I guess I'll have to throw you a bone Sansy." She turns her head slightly, so she's looking at me through the corner of her eye. I smirked and pressed my "teeth" against her. She turned around so that she was facing me again. She pulled off my coat and wrapped her arms around me, leaning more against the wall.
We were both almost completely naked by the time something interrupted us...again. I heard the familiar obnoxious voice of my totally cool and awesome baby brother.
"SANS! FRISK! WHERE ARE YOU?" I sighed putting my shirt back on. Frisk held my arm and wouldn't let go, giving me a pouty face.
"Sans stay. We're so close." She said in a seductive tone. I groaned, wanting her so badly, but Papyrus is my brother. Goddamnit! He's probably gonna say something about how his date with...uhh...who was it again? I hear Mettaton's voice from downstairs.
"Come on darlings, where are you? We have something important to say~" Not him. "Oh, hell fucking no!" I yelled as I ripped my arm out of Frisk's grasp, running out the door.
I immediately, not even giving Metta a chance to talk, pulled out a gaster blaster and aimed it toward him. Papyrus jumped in front of her right as I was about to hit Metta with all I had. Frisk ran downstairs, still half naked, not realizing what was going on. Both Metta and Papyrus' jaws dropped, staring behind me. I paused not knowing what they were staring at until I heard the tapping foot and clearing of the throat behind me. My gaster blaster basically popped into thin air and my pupil went back to normal. I turned around slowly, afraid that she would hurt me. She stuck her finger in my eye socket and dragged me upstairs. I was just calmly saying 'ow' the whole way back to my bedroom. She slammed the door behind us.
Her eyes were no longer pink, they were bright red. Damnit. I growled in my head as I turned over in the bed. Her back was facing me, her arms obviously crossed. I tried to wrap my arms around her, but she slapped them away. Well I ruined my chances.
"I'm sorry?" I said trying to lighten her up. She sighed frustratedly. I looked down in shame and flipped back over, accepting my defeat. That fucking robot ruined my chance to fuck. I growled under my breath. Frisk smacked the back of my skull.
"Ow! What was that for?!" I yelled in more shock than pain. She snorted.
"He didn't ruin your chance to 'Fuck' you did you asshole!" She snapped back, before flipping back over and recrossing her arms.
"It's not physically possible for me to be an asshole if I don't have skin." I chuckled at my own joke. She glared at me from the corner of her eye.
"GoodNight Sans." She huffed angrily. I sighed, and 'frowned'.
"Night Frisk."

When I woke up Frisk was gone. I saw a note next to me.
Sans I left to go to the store. I left a gift for you under the pillow.
<3 Frisk
I reached under the pillow only to feel something round and almost ball like. I pulled it out...it was a lemon. I squinted at it not getting it at first. Then realized what it meant.

Sans looks at the writer. The writer smirks as she types this. You watch as Sans throws a lemon at her then attacks her. You have a feeling that Frisk won't have something to go home to.
~End of Kenzie-chan2000 's part~