Challenges

100 Truths (Lovania Edition)

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Root beer.
2. Last phone call: Papyrus.
3. Last text message: Sans.
4. Last song you listened to: MEGALOVANIA MOTHER FUCKERS
5. Last time you cried: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, I lost track.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone: No.
7. Been cheated on: No.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No.
9. Lost someone special: Yes.
10. Been depressed: Yes.
11. Been drunk and threw up: No, but I've seen someone do that on their special ketchup.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12: Black.
13: White.
14: ...Green.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: I have no friends.
16. Fallen out of love: No.
17. Laughed until you cried: Yup.
18. Met someone who changed you: Oh, where do I even start?
19. Found out who your true friends were: Don't have friends.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Undernet, anybody?
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Don't have friends. Why would I have a friends list?

RANDOM:
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Ummmm, Lovania said she doesn't have friends. More than twice? But if we're talking about real real life, I have many friends
23. How many kids do you want: Don't like kids, don't want kids.
24. Do you have any pets: Does that annoying dog that stole Papyrus' special attack count?
25. Do you want to change your name: I love my name. WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD WANNA CHANGE IT ITS NOT AS IF I HAD ANOTHER NAME ONCE
26. What did you do for your last birthday: I don't celebrate my birthday. I don't have a birthday.
27. What time did you wake up today: Don't know, don't care.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Stealing one of Sans's hoodies, coloring it black, and violently ripping the sleeves off.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Death
30. Last time you saw your Mother: I DON'T. HAVE ONE.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: MAYBE ESCAPING FROM THIS HELL THEY CALL UNDERGROUND BUT Y'KNOW IT'S A DREAM
32. What are you listening to right now: MEGALOVANIA MOTHER FUCKERS
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope, but I talked to Jerry.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: Jerry.
35. Most visited webpage: Undernet.
36. Longest Relationship: Define Relationship.
37. Best Online Friend: No friends.
38. Relationship Status: Define relationship.
39. Zodiac sign: I don't know.
40. Male or female: Female.
44. Hair color: My hair color is split. Literally. One half is black, other one is white.
45. Long or short: You mean tall or short, right?
46. Height: Taller than most people I know, shorter than the non-comedian skeleton and the overly tall fish lady.
47. Do you have a crush on someone: They hate me.
48. What do you like about yourself: ...?
49. Piercings: No.
50. Tattoos: No.
51. Righty or lefty: Both!

FIRSTS:
52. First surgery: Nope.
53. First piercing: Nope.
54. First best friend: Nope.
55. First sport you joined: Nope.
56. First vacation: Waterfall.

RIGHT NOW:
57. Thinking about: Nothing.
58. Craving: Nothing.
59. Eating: Nothing.
60. Drinking: Nothing.
61. I'm about to: Chuck my phone out the window.
62. Listening to: MEGALOVANIA MOTHER FUCKERS
63. What time is it: Bad time.

YOUR FUTURE:
(What future?)
64. Want kids: No.
65. Get married: No.
66. Career: No.

WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: I hate both.
69. Shorter or taller: In the middle.
70. Older or Younger: They both suck.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Don't know.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Neither of them matter.
73. Sensitive or loud: I hate both.
74. Hook-up or relationship: I hate both.
75. Furries or Scalies?: Furries. Definitely furries. (No offense, Alphys and Undyne)

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: No.
77. Drank hard liquor: I've seen someone down 23 bottles of ketchup..
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope.
79. Sex on first date: .......No.
80. Broken someone's heart: Many. Including SOULs.
81: Had a crush on a person of your gender: They hate me.
82. Been arrested: There's no police.
83. Turned someone down: Been turned down.
84. Cried when someone died: Yup.
85. Fallen for a friend: No friends.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: No.
87. Miracles: No.
88. Love at first sight: Define LV- I mean Love.
89. Heaven: Um, I believe in hell, so I guess.
90. Santa Claus: Papyrus made me.
91. Kiss on the first date: No.
92. Angels: Demons?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Never had either.
95. Did you sing today: I headbanged to Megalovania.
96. Ever cheated on somebody: Nope.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: All the way back.
98. The moment you would choose to relive: That one moment where I-
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Yes.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: Well, nobody's gonna read it.

...I don't have 10 people to tag.