Obsessions

Your My Butter Half.

Leaving Claire behind was one of the hardest things I have ever done. But that is what you have to do.  As I promised in the last entry, we were going to talk about Sam. But I felt it necessary to introduce Caroline first. I searched for another, one by the name of Caroline. I tried the basics like winking, shoulder nudges, and even more winking. But you see, there was one problem, Caroline was part of the anti- love police. Any time I would even attempt to show affection she would point a very real gun at me. Believe it or not, she actually once shot me in the foot, causing complications as you might imagine. Needless to say I retired that attempt at finding true love.