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WEDNESDAY

Yup, Wednesdays the best day of the week and do u know why? Of course you wouldn't cause that would be creepy. This day is dumpling day and I love dumpling, fried that is. On this day my grandma always cooks her famous fried dumplings, God knows why but she does so I just go with it. Her dumplings are famous through out our town, which spells trouble for me whenever she cuts it.

Everytime she cooks; for some reason I have to fight someone and when I say someone I mean a very hungry panda.

"Come and get it" says my grandma, as if she likes to watch me fight that thing; and as a fly goes to light the panda comes for the dumplings.

*Boooom* the ground shakes, his power has since the last time we last fought, being kept from his favorite food might me finally getting to his head. The place is silent, only the sound of the wind and the badass music that will accompany our fight.

He moves, the ground cracks around us from the force of the, a direct hit right in the gut. My legs become weak...weak from the laughter. That normal attack had no effect on a ghost type like me (I'll tell u about that another day) anyways back to the fight.

The look on his face was priceless. I returned the blow, firmly planting it in his liver sending him into the neighbors yard. He arose from the rumble

"what power is this and where does it come from?" He asked.

I replied,"It's true hungry and it comes from the fact that evil fox keeps swiping my food away, his punishment shall be slow and much more painful than yours." Now let's finish this chapter.

The fight continued; he unleashed a barrage of attacks, he was fat but fast. The fight quickly became a even match. Too much time was going buy the food was getting cold, I had to end it.

"I didn't want to do this" I shouted

I called forth the powers of animal control and trapped in a cage forever or until next week. With that finally finished I went to collect my well deserved meal.

The disbelief, the bowl was empty but there was a note, it said

"Thank you for the dumplings, weeeeeeee"

signed
thiefing spider.

I feel to my knees and vowed that I will make him pay....tomorrow, oh wait I had something else planned, I'll make him play Friday.

"Sigh, grandma you have anything else to eat"

"Yes man, some ackee and crackers left"

"Thank you"

see you guys tomorrow