Okay first of all dog lovers reading this chapter is not a good idea. Well you can read it if you want to but always remember that 'all dogs are not cute or good or really dogs'
Okay, so my neighbor has a dog that she drops over in my house frequently and i'm always the one to babysit it😠...
Well, this morning she brought him over and i was home alone! Hungry and tired.
So i went to get some granola and milk then it starts to chase me then it stops and i got the food out and started eating, it started walking towards me with slow motion giving me the 'bitch, better have my money' face and shakes the table making my food to pour away and i start to chase him with a hammer so i could crush him hopefully and runs out to my garden and peed on my flowers and after it finished it came back and gave me the 'clean it up when you're done staring' face. Later on, when i was sleeping it jumped on me and started licking my face and guess what? With whipped cream on his tongue, and he got it from the prank i set up for my brother in his room and then he climbed down and gave me a smiley face i guess he was thinking like 'i told you payback is hard for trying to crush me'. Now come on, which good dog does that? Sometimes, i begin to wonder if it's really a dog or a human in form of a dog😟.
And guess what? My neighbor is not coming back today so he's sleeping over... Yay!!
Rn i'm setting a special trap for that 'dog'😏...
This is the full story for those that i know the story😮😥😡☺...
Peace out ✌➡..
