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*Both Simon and Lachlan are at their own houses*

You: Sometimes i hate you.

Simon: Oh i know.

You: Why'd you say that last night?

Simon: Cause i knew it would make it worse ;)

You: There a moments where i hate you.

You: And then moments where i love you.

You: THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM

Simon: Love ya too babe.

You: Don't even

Simon: Don't you love me? *sniff*

You: Nah. You nasty.

Simon: Oi. Fuck you too.

You: Nah. I'd much rather fuck you.

Simon: FFS LACH!

You: You're the one who brought this upon yourself.

Simon: Whateva.

You: ITS RAINING TACOS FROM OUTTA THE SKY

Simon: Wut?

You: TACOS NO NEED TO ASK WHY!

Simon: Lachlan?

You: JSUT OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Simon: Okay....What kind of drugs are you on?

You: ITS RAINING TACOSSSS!

Simon: You are scaring me.

You: YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMMM

Simon: Lachlannnnn!

You: ITS LIKE A DREAMMMMM!

Simon: Alright...So are we going with like drunk or high?

You: Neither. I just love that damn song!

Simon: Yep. You're drunk.

You: Go drunk. You're home.

Simon: Ffs.

You: Fanfictions?

Simon: NO. WE DON'T SPEAK OF THOSE.

You: Miniduty is still the best.

Simon: Nah. I think i like....Vikklan...Better ;)

You: Fine. I'm leaving you for Vikk.

Simon: Nah Breh.

You: Whateverz.

Simon: I gotta go. Pizza guy is here. Byee

You: Bye cutie.

Simon: Oh god nah.

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