You woke up with who?! (Hetalia x Reader)

Chapter 3 - Shopping?

*Mild profanity because you're quite overwhelmed :)

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You sighed in defeat and threw your arms in the air, alarming the Brit standing next to you. 

"Fucking great. I can't find a single trace of Hetalia on the internet. I am so pissed at everything right now." you hissed, causing the blonde man to flinch at your language.

"... That was rather unladylike," he stated, his lips then turning into a straight line. 

You turned to him and smiled sheepishly. "Sorry." you muttered. The apologetic look almost immediately disappeared and was replaced by that of a disturbed one. 

"So... What do you think we should do?" you asked him, NOT marveling at the hot British man standing right in front of you. He furrowed his large brows and shrugged.

"Maybe we could wake the others and have a discussion. That may help out a lot," he suggested. You nodded and walked back inside, Arthur trailing close behind you. You slid open your door and stepped inside, spotting all the countries lazing around your living room. The beautiful sight before took you by surprise, hitting you like a truck. Even if this may not be the ideal situation for other people, it was a dream come true for you.

Arthur gasped while you squealed. 

"That is very disgraceful. I am so sorry for our behavio-

You widened your eyes as a blush grew on your cheeks as your eyes scanned across the room.

"It's okay! I don't mind!" you said, waving your hands. If you are wondering what you and Arthur saw, this is probably the most accurate depiction. America was raiding your fridge and devouring anything edible whether it was tasty or not. Canada was just sitting on one of the high stools, patting Kumajiro's fur. France had an arm wrapped around Canada's shoulders and he was saying random things in French to Canada. China had the TV on and was watching a Chinese channel while Russia gripped on the poor Chinese man's shoulders, making him extremely uncomfortable. 

On the other hand, the Axis were a different story- Italy sat on Germany's lap on the couch while Germany scolded him for something you didn't know. Japan was reading one of your manga books, his closet pervert side really showing- it was a Levi x Eren doujinshi. You bit your tongue and held back a huge laugh, nearly failing. You took a deep breath and shouted, "Everyone!" causing all heads to turn to you. 

Their eyes widened and faces brightened. 

"Dudette! I thought I'd never see you again!" America exclaimed with food stuffed in his mouth. 

"Ah! Mon ami, I knew it was fate!" cooed France. 

"Eh? (F/N)?" 

"Ve~ (F/N) is back!"

"(F/N)-san! It is rearry great to see you again!" 

"Aiyah! What a surprise! I missed you, aru!"

"Privet (F/N)!"

"Guten tag, (F/N). Is this your house?"

You greeted them with lots of love and had to explain everything to them, but of course not without hugging them all first. 

"So yeah... That's basically what had happened," you said, scratching your head. Choruses of "ohs" were heard around the room. 

"Arthur and I were thinking that we should all have a little meeting to settle things." you continued, placing your hand on Arthur's shoulder. He blushed and looked the other direction, hoping that you didn't notice. You didn't. You also didn't catch the dirty looks the other men in the room gave the Brit. 

You looked back at the other countries, their expressions reverting back to normal as your eyes stared into theirs. 

"Okay dudette! Let's get this par-tay started!" Alfred shouted, throwing his fists up and down. You blushed at his adorableness and shook your head. 

"Sorry Alfie, no parties yet. I thought maybe 'Dude, I think the world conference can convene" would be more appropriate," you joked, quoting Alfred's infamous line. "Aight. Who wants to go first?"

A/N: And that was how world war III commenced, ladies and gentlemen. JKS

About ten minutes into the initiation of the meeting, someone actually decided to say something relevant. 

"Ve~ how will we all sleep and fit inside (F/N)'s house?" Italy asked with his head hung low, obviously thinking about his siestas. Everyone looked at one another and exchanged glances of agreement. 

"Ja. Italy's got a point," Germany stated.

"Maybe we could all go shopping? I love shopping!" France suggested. 

"Yeah, but not that type of shopping, frog..." England muttered.

"Yes! We could all go shopping! Great idea France!" you chimed.

"Yeah dudes! The fridge is also low on stock so..." 

"Because you ate everything, fat arse!" England exclaimed. America looked down dejectedly and rubbed his belly.

"Now, now, we got more problems at hand than America's eating habits..." you said, rubbing soothing circles on America's back. "We need to stop talking and get a move on. We need to start shopping as soon as possible!" you said, changing the atmosphere suddenly.

All the countries agreed and spiked conversations of random products in excitement. 

Well, there goes your savings. 

Or did it?

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You decided to walk to the shopping centre alongside the Axis and Allies following close behind you. You felt rather empowered to have such powerful and handsome boys walking with you. You walked to the ATM and checked your current balance just before anyone buys anything. 

Your current balance: $23,409,390,383,572

You squinted your eyes at the numbers, already feeling dizzy at the number of digits. 

"..."

"WHAT THE F-"

-End of chapter-

Heeeyyy! I hope you enjoyed that chapter! Make sure to add this in your library to keep track of my updates! The next chapter will be very interesting because everyone is going shopping! We all love shopping don't we? Are you slightly confused at your current ATM balance? Well, you'll find out soon enough if you haven't already ;) Just saying, I haven't read over and checked for mistakes yet... If you see anything grammatically incorrect or any errors, please point it out for me in the comments!