Chapter one: "wild mary-sue appeared"

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When Edd,tom,Matt and tord were walking in the park for no reason,but just an eddventure.(a/n:get it?)
"Edd, why do I see some crazy girl with rainbow hair and cat ear and tail running up to us."asked tom,with a wtf face because the Mary-sue was running around crazy like a little bitch.
"D Uhh....i don't know." Edd replied.
" TORD-CHAN!!!" The Mary Sue screamed.
" how the fuck does she knows my name..."tord asked with a wtf face.
" I don't know...." Edd asked with horror face just like in the comics because how awful the Mary-Sue looks.
"TORD DONT YOu ReMBER THAt wE MEt AnD WE HAVe bABIS!!1!!" Mary-sue said with Kwaii face just like the Mary-bitches do.
"Jesus Christ,her grammar do you even know this bicth,tord?"tom asked.
"No....."tord replied and turned to the Mary-sue." Who are you? I don't even know you!"tord asked.
"wE mET Un 666 YAeRDs,TUrD!1!the Mary-sue said.
"aNd THis Is CHAld! GAyOuroso" said the Mary-sue pulling out the child out of her vagina(a/n:wtf did i just write? Am I on drugs!?!)
"OH.MY.GOD...."tord stand there horrified while looking away from the child face and the Mary-sue.
"We need to go...bye..." Edd walked away and about to tell tord who is this Mary-bitch.
"wAiT1111! Dan'T YaLl WenT Te MWAY StWAy!111"the Mary-sue yelled and tord was horrified(for life).
Edd turn back to the Mary-sue.
"No...."Edd reply and walk away.
The Mary-sue float in air and doing the dragon ball fucking z spell to kill them all.
" NO!!!not the FACE!!!" Matt yelled.
As the. Mary-sue shot down by bullet in the head by tord's gun.
"This bitch is...DONE! I want to go HOME!!!" Tord said as they got home and never got outside again.
Epilogue
The Mary-sue was being reborn as she raised a Mary-sue army full of neko,demons,sonicsonas,mlp,fnaf,undertale and anime.
The Mary Sue was about to start her speech to the Mary - sues.
"MERAe SEUs,wE nAvE JAthR HeRe toDAY!!!" The Mary-sue spoken.
"Dew MEst TEken Veror ThUs wERld!11 ECnE And FAF DaLL1!1!1!" The Mary-sue spoken and the other fandom Mary-sues cheered and the Mary-sue army is about to rise.

(A/n: well...that was shit...am so sorry tom and Edd..)

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