Pernico fanfic

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Percy POV

(A/N this is a joke please do not flip shit over it)

"HEEEEYYYYYYY ANNABETH!" I shout, striding over to the daughter of Athena. "What, Seaweed Brain?" She snaps, putting a hand on her hip. I grin, and reply. "I'm breaking up with you. " As soon as those words left my mouth, a shriek passed through the camp, shaking the ground.

"WHAT?! YOU TWO WERE MY OTP!" A wave of sobs could be heard above us. "MOM!" Piper screamed, running out of her cabin. "SHUT UP!" The sobs stopped, and are replaced with a poof of smoke around Piper. I couldn't quite see what happened next, but Piper shrieked and sprinted into her cabin wearing something pink.

Annabeth shrugs at me. "Whatever. I'm with Luke, anyway." A mount of dirt explodes into a fountain of debris. Luke Castellan Rose from the smoking hole. "Hey foxy lady," Luke growls, pressing up against Annabeth. She giggled, and dragged him to the Athena Cabin. Luke kicked down the door and Annabeth screamed, "MOVE BITCHES!" The Athena cabin filed out quickly, and they scattered to do other things.

I shrug and sit on the beach. I stare at the sea for a while, hoping to see a message from my dad. The water churns and forms words. "Nice, Percy," I read aloud. More words form. "A message from Athena," I say. The dinner bell sounds in the distance. I stand and brush myself off, walking to dinner.